The Legand Of Hotdog Man

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This is a grim tale of the hidious hot dog man. 2

some of you may not be aware of this odstrsoity but its on you should know of 3

first i must start at the begining were it all began in 1972 in a normal hot dog processing plant one of the plants best workers who prior to the incident was named johnathan william scotts was doing what he thought was an every day protocal and inventory check sadly he was misteaken for on this day his life would change for the worse4

*insert dramatic sound clip* 5

as he was doing the invetrory check his supervisor went to him and told him to go check the meat grinder it was acting up being the faithful worker he was johnathan gladly went and inspected the grinder to see what the matter was after further inspection he knoticed that a chunk of bone was caught in the blade as he went in to grab the chunk the semi recuporator blade caught on to his shirt and riped it off being shocked at his new founs shirtlessness he went to the store suply closet to wear and the only thing he could find was the companys promotonial hot dog suit he hesently put it on after that the misfortuianate events began he went and went to get the chunk of bone his now hot dog hands grabed it and pulled it ut the blade started spining with emense speed and power jhonathan quickly scuried away after his near death experiance jhonathan took the rest f the day off wearing the suit he couldnt fit into his afordable automobile he decided that he could walk home during the walk home many people gave him strange looks and many people flead in fear of the hidious monster (wouldnt you run from this)6

when he finaly got home his wife was cleaning the house while the children played he came in the wife and children flead in fear johnathan tried to plea for her to stay and that their was nothing to fear but it was no use the fear filled wife was alredy long gone with the children never to be seen again it is said hot dog man ate them or possably they went to stay with the wifes mother johnathan wanting to get out of  the cursed costume he reached out for the zipper it was no use he couldnt reach it as time went by hot dog not being able to reach his wallet was could not pay rent so he was kicked out o his home and was forced to live out on the street 7

he tried to get citizens of the town to help him but who in their right ming would help a giant hot dog so for years he has lived in the out skirts of town surviving purely on roadkill and discarded cans of cheese wiz comeing to town only to ravage and try to fiind some one to help him but still to this day no one has helped him 8

it has been said hotdog man has travled to other towns to try to find a helpfull citizen to help him return to his human self but with no hope 9

thou many to this day still question  his excistance to this day be enshured he is real and a major threat the following is some tactics to avoid the hidious hot dog man if you are ever unfortunat enough to encounter him 10

1. avoid eye contact ( if he sees you he may be more trying to ask you)11

2. avoid smelling him he hasnt bathed in over 30 years 12

3 if very close encounters try pushing on his back it will stun his movement for some time13

ok this is all the info on hot dog man i have oh and one more thing14

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