Thaddius thae Vampyer (chap one)

this is a story about very cool vampyres. u may think u no everyting about vampyres there is 2 no but u r rong.1

4 AM I AM HANGING OUt in my crypt it is very dark outside maybe i will go hunting??! i get in2 my black corvee and go dow 2 teh local niteclub a round the block i am wereing blak also my name is Taddius tje Tormentor. i give my keyes 2 tha valette hay wats up tad??2

nuttin much i smiork showin my fangs 2 him3

o no u r a vampie!1 he screams but i ignore him and bite in2 his necck it is warm and stuff n tha blood tastes gud 2 me.4

i let mys elf in2 the club and i knock on the door of the club5

who is tere??6

its me taddius open up now or ill hut upi7

okay plz dont hut me8

okay i wont but let me in now ok?9

yes sir i will let u in now sure ting10

tha door 2 tha club swings open and i walk inside it ia load and the music is pumping Blood, by: Panic! at the disco, copyright @ MGM records 2006really loadly so every1 is dacing 2 it and drinking things i order a cu p of martinis and take a swig it tastes good with the blood in my traot and i enjoy it very much. i scan the nightclubg n order a drink of manhattan the white strobe lights hut my eyes but dont cause of my sunglasseses. hay says a girl, i look at her, she is wering a white shirt and skin tight lite blue pants i look her up n downe takin in evere details of her body. yes she would make a good meal i tink 2 myself nd like my lips.11

how can i help u young lady??12

i wass wonderin if you wanted 2 bye me a drink maybe u big hunk of man she said slappin her eyelids at me?13

may be u shuld bye the drink 4 me? i sed back coily14

o u r very smart what is ur name?? she asked inoncentily15

Taddius the Tormentor is aid cusualy back16

taddius thats like swedish huh?? she said dumly17

i winked whatever u want it 2 be babey