Cheese Dude Fred

Once upon a time, Carl’s Brother named Fred was going to his house on his Cheese mobile.1

He was Thinking……Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese turn left Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese stop Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese go Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese cat crossed the road Cheese hit the brake! Cheese Cheese Cheese ……… (and so forth)2

In his “Cheese” mobile he had lots of stuff in it, he had: a phone, lasers , cheese machine gun and lot’s more.3

All the sudden his phone was ringing it sounded like “Cheese Dude, Cheese Dude does whatever a cheese can do!” Over and over until he picked it up.4

“Cheese to me” said Fred. “Cheese Dude, CHEESE DUDE!! Help us!! There’s a GIANT TOMATO in the SKY!!! Said an unfamiliar voice that sounded like a bird.5

“Where is this ur…………Giant Tomato??”6

“AT THE TOWN HALL?!?!?!” screamed the voice so loud that he held it 10 ft. away from him, it still sounded like it was yelling in his ear.7

“I’m on my way” he said heroically.8

Fred pressed a button that had a question mark on it. All the sudden the Cheese Mobile had gone to the speed of 2 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!9

He was thinking Hmm…… The Tomato? Which super villain has a Tomato?10

He arrived at the town hall.11

“Oh my Cheese!!” said Fred astonished! The giant tomato was trying to eat the town hall!!!!12

Now he new what to do! He got out his Cheese machine gun and ran up to the giant tomato and pulled the trigger. BAM……The gun was firing rapidly acid pieces of cheese.13

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Sara the Cat.14

“Muhahahahahahaha!!!”meowed Sara! “Don’t you just love my tomato, I grew it myself!”15

“Oh my Cheese” he said under his breath. “Wait one Cheesy second……Hey! You’re the cat that ate my Brother!! You Shall pay!!! Eat Cheese pumpernickel!!!!!!!”Yelled, NO, SREAMED.16

BAM…………He triggered the machine gun.17

Sara’s tail was on fire!!18

“Ahh!!! Get it out, Get it OUT!!!!” screamed Sara, afraid of her sleek shinny coat of fur would burn up.19

“Tomato…… Attack him!!!” She shrieked as her tail burned.20

The Tomato was shrieking loudly as it floated slowly toward Cheese Dude.21

Cheese Dude (Fred) just froze there. He didn’t know what to do.22

All the sudden a little girl toddler piece of cheese waddled front of the tomato. The Little Toddler said “Puppy!” And then attempted to “hug” the tomato. The tomato growled like a angry dog. 23

“I’ll Save yo……”Said Fred getting cut off by the toddler.24

“Down boy, sit. Good boy.” Said the toddler like a full grown man with a really low voice. The Tomato did what she said. Then she waddled away.25

“Come boy” she said like before. The tomato followed.26

“Noooooo!!” yelled Sara while dumping a bucket of water on her tail.27

“My Tomato, my dear Tomato! 5 yrs. Of farming and watering and talking with an southern accent!! All my work ruined!!” said Sara so angry and disappointed.28

Cheese Dude was about to call the police………………………… but then Sara yelled “This is all YOUR fault. You called that toddler thingy in, ‘cause you knew that really low voices got my tomato’s attention!” shrieked Sara.29

And then, right after Sara stopped talking, the most biggest, annoying, stupid thing……………………………………………………………………………………………………… A COMERCAIL!!!!30

The Commercial said:31

“Buy Franks Hot Dogs and buns!” said the seller. “Try one!!” “Mmmmmmm…… I’m going to have these Hot dogs forever!” said the customer. Then Franks hot dog song was playing and lots of people were rushing in to buy hot dogs!32

“Wait, wait ,wait, why is there a ‘Franks hot Dogs, which aren’t even good for eating you, here??” Sara said annoyed. “Celeste!! Why is there a hot dog commercial?”33

Sorry. I mean come on. The story needed some pigs!!34

“What you need is to take us back to the scene!!!” Sara yelled!35

Ok, Ok fine, what’s wrong with pigs? Little miss Non-liking pig evil weirs tomato growing cat!! 36

And sadly………… back to the scene.37

Ok. Where was I………………” Sara said out loud, thinking she was thinking it.38

“You where at the part where you where blaming me about the kid thing, and by the way I didn’t call that kid in, let call the police and…”39

“ I KNOW WHERE I WAS!! I was just thinking!” screamed Sara.” Now You will pay cheese. And mark my word I will eat you just like your brother!! Meow Muhahahahahahahaha!”40

Sara pounced on Fred . Fred grasped for his cheese machine gun, but Sara’s stupid tail hit the gun and triggered it and Fred’s name was now………
DEAD41

The End…… Or is it??42