A very short stupid story about confused cheese

Once upon a time here was a piece of cheese named Carl.1

One day he was walking down the street and all the sudden a cat named Sara appeared and said “MEOW! Give me your CHEESE!” “I will never do that because I am Cheese!?” Said Carl. So Sara left.2

Carl kept on walking. Then he came across Sara again, but she was in disguise. He didn’t know it was Sara.3

Sara looked like a German Shepard with a collar.4

She said” Bark, hi. GIVE ME YOUR CHEESE!!” “NEVER!! I am Cheese! To be precise I am Carl X. Cheese” Carl replies. In a millisecond she was gone! “Huh?.... Oh well?” says Carl.5

So he kept on walking and walking and walking and walking. He was thinking……” That dog and cat were creepy. I wonder why they kept on doing that? I’m really cofused?”6

All the sudden………………………….. Carl saw his friend Cheda(che*da). “Hi Cheda” “Hi” she says stupidly. “How Ya Doin?” he asked. “F-I-N-E” Cheda said plainly. “Are you ok?”Carl asked worried.. But…………She was gone. “What?!” Carl said Freaked.7

BEHIND THE STORY8

Sara wanted Carl, so eventually she took him and ate him.9

Cheda was actually a robot piece of cheese, so now Sara took her batteries away. Cheda is gone10

Finally that world was destroyed later by the Cat Cammander.11

LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT BOOK: Cheese Dude Fred12

Author notes

For all cheese lovers and people who like comedy! Written on: August 8, 2007
Second book in series
http://storywrite.com/story/157804

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  • iBubbles
    June 3

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    xD Lolx! wth? i was realling this and like couldnt stop laughing. it was totally random, anyways nice little cheese story xDD


  • April 12
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    Awesome


  • lottiemae
    April 11
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    this is short. good title though. I liked it.

  • omg-its-sara
    April 10
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    niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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