Tangle wood

It is about 6:00 a.m. Monday, the nursing home is getting noisy with the aids and residents starting the day.1

AID 1:2

Come on Mrs. Beach it is time for your bath.3

Mrs. Beach:4

It is to cold to take a bath. Just leave me alone please.5

AID 1:6

I have to get you up now Mrs. Beach, come on.7

Mrs. Beach:8

Damit I told you I don't want a bath, or you deaf, or just stupid?9

AID 1:10

Do you want me to get the nurse?11

Mrs. Beach:12

I don't care if you get your grandmother, I don't want a bath.13

AID 1 GOES TO THE NURSES STAION TO TELL THE NURSE THAT MRS. BEACH IS REFUSING TO TAKE HER BATH. 14

AID 1:15

Connie Mrs. Beach refuses to take her bath, what should I do?16

CONNIE:17

Just help put her clothes on.18

AID 1 WALKS BACK DOWN THE HALL TO MRS. BEACHS' ROOM, ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE SEES THIS FIGURE IN THE ROOM ACROSS FROM MRS. BEACHS' ROOM.19

AID 1:20

Oh no Robert those are not your cloths. Come out of this room.21

AID 1 SEES ROBERT HAS PUT ON A WOMANS' SWEATER AND SKIRT.22

Mrs. Beach:23

Mind your own bussiness and leave that man alone.24

AID 1 GOES AND GETS MRS. BEACH READY, THEN RETURNS BACK TO ROBERT.25

ANOTHER AID COMES DOWN THE HALL AND SEES THAT THE FIRST AID NEEDS HELP WITH ROBERT.26

AID 2:27

Girl what the hell....Robert you know better.28

AID 1:29

Girl Robert is something else. I think he used to be a cross dressor.30

BOTH THE AIDS STARTS LAUGHING.31

NOW THE TWO AIDS HEAR A LOUD SCREAM, LIKE SOME ONE IS KILLING THEM, THEY BOTH RUN DOWN THE HALL.32

AID 3:33

I need some help, Mr. Thomas is not co-operating this morning. I was trying to get his cloths on him and he started hitting me.34

MR. THOMAS IS HITTING AT THE THREE AIDS.35

AID 1:36

Mr. T...Mr. T. Stop hitting us.37

MR. THOMAS38

Oh go to hell.39

AID 1 LEAVES MR. THOMAS ROOM. AS SHE WALKS DOWN THE HALL GUESS WHO SHE SEES?40

AID 1:41

Mrs. Beach what...wha..don't do that.42

MRS. BEACH IS TAKING HER CLOTHS OFF AND USING THE BATHROOM ON THE FLOOR.43

Mrs. Beach:44

I need some toilet paper to wipe my ass.45

AID 1 GOES IN MRS. BEACHS' BATHROOM AND GETS THE TOILET PAPER, WHEN SHE NOTICES SOMETHING IN THE TOILET, MRS. BEACHS' DENTURES.46

AID 1:47

Oh gee whiz, this woman won't stop. 48

LOUD SPEAKER...iT IS TIME FOR BREAKFAST.49

The residents that are ready for breakfast goes to the main dinning room to eat.50

Robert goes into Mrs. Donuts' room and tries on one of her dresses.51

AID 3, WALKS DOWN THE HALL AND NOTICES ROBERT.52

AID 3:
Robert no! if this woman catches you in here, she's going to tell your wife on you.53

ROBERT:
That will be nice.54

ROBERT SITS DOWN IN A CHAIR WITH HIS LEGS CROSSED, LIKE A WOMAN CROSSES HER LEGS.55

AID 3:
You want to be in your room, putting on your clothes, not some one elses clothes.56

ROBERT:
You are wrong.57

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