Little Jonny's Quest

It was little Jonny's dream to one day represent his country in the olympics, he had wanted to do so since he could remember, he trained day and night and night and day for it.1

His school teacher helped train him, they would stay after school and work on his fitness and stamina cause after all your going to need them if you make to the big time.2

What i am forgetting to tell you here is the little Jonny is a window licker who is in a wheelchair training for the special olympics!!!!!3

"Come on Jonny, 1 more lap" said his teacher4

"DDDuuuuuhhhhhhh" Jonny screamed while the drool ran down the side of his mouth5

Jonny had a arch enemy at school, it was Timmy, he was on crutches for life after his family sold his leg bones so they could go on holiday. Timmy to was a window licker of the highest order, the other kids used to take the piss out of him by making him try and lick his elbow and watch him fall over trying it. Timmy also had the worst stutter ever.6

"T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Tim-Tim-Tim-Timmy b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-better-better-better than-than-than-than-than-than y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-you-you-you-you" he said with grace at little Jonny7

"DDDDuuuuuuhhhhhhh" was Jonny's reply8

Everyone in the school knew that these to hated each other and kept on trying to get them to fight each other cause lets be honest here, you would all laugh at a couple of retards trying to knock ten shades of shit out of each other, especially if one has no leg bones and the other is in a wheelchair, the comedy value would be huge!9

Timmy crutched his way towards Jonny with a glazed look in his eye and his tongue hanging out, Jonny knew what was about to happened, he pushed his joystick forward on his wheelchair and advanced towards Timmy10

"I-I-I-I-I-I'm-m-m-m-m Gon-gon-gon-gon-gonna-na-na-na ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-kick-k-k-k- y-y-y-y-y-y-y-your head-head-head-head in-n-n-n-n-n" was the war cry from Timmy11

"DDDDDDuuuuuhhhhhhh" came Jonny12

The two charged at each other, the whole school gathered round to watch, even the teachers were taking bets on who would win, they met.13

Timmy balanced on his crutches and swung his boneless legs at Jonny.14

SLAP, direct hit right in Jonny face, this angered litte Jonny, he powered forward and launched himself out of his wheelchair straight for Timmy, he went flying through the air like a pair of wet punders, flopping around all over the shop, he connected with a headbutt that did little or no damage to Timmy as Jonny always wore a head guard incase he ever fell out his wheelchair.15

The pair fell to the floor, Timmy's crutches had flown away from the mighty blow from Jonny so he was on the floor flopping around like a fish out of water while Jonny was face down licking concrete unable move as rigamortis has set in once he landed16

Little Jonny's dream of ever making the olympics were shattered as the fight had been recorded on a phone and put on the internet, the olympic commitie had seen the video and didn't want their country represented by a fighting window licker, his dream was over, he was gutted but what no one told him all through his training was that there were no hurdles in the special olympics for wheelchair users17

!!!!!18