Dear Santa,1
Hello, my name is Sarah. I am a high schooler and I would just like to know if you can get me my very few wishes...2
I would like:3
A monkey4
Some really high heeled boots5
Something that'll cut my glass for me in class6
All the CD's that I don't have already7
Oh, and you can throw in world peace or something...8
Dankies for listening!9
Love,10
Sarah11
Dear Sarah,12
Hello to you, too. And even though you are a high schooler that is not why you will be getting what you want...13
I can remember quite clearly, since they are written down, that you have been quite naughty this year.14
Lets see, you already have your Monkey. If you wear any higher heels your friends will mutilate you because you already tower over them. It's no ones fault but your own that your a klutz and can't cut glass without cutting yourself at least twenty times. You already have damn near two hundred CD's so I don't think you'll be needing any more of those. And last but not least, world peace is impossible.15
Dankies...whatever that means...for taking time out of your busy schedule, I know you have such a heavy load in school what with all those art classes, to write to me, and I'm sorry that you've been so rotten.16
The Big Man17
Author notes
Well, looks kinda like the Big Red Marshmellow is a tad bit upset at me...wonder why that could be * looks innocent *...
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lolllll i don't think that santa swears unless he's talking to a reallllly naughty kid... way to go ^_^ lol i wanna monkey too!
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ROFLMAO!!!!! SO....FRIGGIN....FUNNY!! CAN'T....STOP....LAUGHING!!!! Very good write!!!! I know how you feel!
Lisa
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Lol, funny letter to santa
This was cool
Keep writing, this made me laugh
All the best,
Pozo
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that is so cute! you remind me of a friend of mine who is obsessed with monkies lol.. hope the big man wasnt too hard on ya this year.. awesome write
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This is cute...good luck.
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Haha, this is quite funny. I got a good laugh out of it. Dankies..lol! (Are you maybe referring to Dutch, or prehaps Afrikaans? Cuz I know that dankie means thank you in Afrikaans..)
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Cute lol. I like Santa's response...seems so fitting. Although, shouldn't it be that she is a 'high schooler' or 'in' high school? Right now, it says that she is a high school lol.
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lol! that was great! ahaha it made me laugh, and yeah i've been good to
lol! i swear i have been very good this year! ! lol..... i wish! 0o0o0o well! Really liked this poem though ut was really cute and funny! Keep it up!
<3 Britt
P.S. I WANT A MONKEY! -
He he he. Not what I expected to get from this contest, but I like the difference. Great job.
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lol this is funny, the title is like the entire thing though lol it shocked me a bit of how much they will allow to be a title lol (either that or my pc is screwing up) great write
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