Mmkay, before I write anything else, I'd like to introduce my Band. We're the Middleton Marching Tigers, and we have some of the craziest people in the school. Afterall, there's a reason Band humor is the best there is, right?1
To the story!2
Issiah is one of the sousaphone (tuba) players in our band. Only a few occasions have I ever seen him not stuffing his face.3
A couple months ago, we had our Battle of the Bands, a competition where marching bands from all over the State-and out of it-come to perform for money. That night, as we were sitting in the freezing stands, I looked at Issiah, who was just talking to someone, and I turned back around. I heard someone laugh, so I turned around again. Issiah was eating a chicken sandwich. This was in the matter of seconds! He had no pockets or anything to put the sandwich in, and yet, here he was, eating one!4
It kind of makes you wonder... "where the heck did he put it?" Well, after thinking for a little while, I decided somethings are better left unknown.
To the story!2
Issiah is one of the sousaphone (tuba) players in our band. Only a few occasions have I ever seen him not stuffing his face.3
A couple months ago, we had our Battle of the Bands, a competition where marching bands from all over the State-and out of it-come to perform for money. That night, as we were sitting in the freezing stands, I looked at Issiah, who was just talking to someone, and I turned back around. I heard someone laugh, so I turned around again. Issiah was eating a chicken sandwich. This was in the matter of seconds! He had no pockets or anything to put the sandwich in, and yet, here he was, eating one!4
It kind of makes you wonder... "where the heck did he put it?" Well, after thinking for a little while, I decided somethings are better left unknown.
Author notes
If you like this, go onto youtube and type 'Bassoonahorn'. You'll see one thing pop up, so click it. That's just a part of what does on in my band. The person who posted it also has many other amazing videos, so you should really watch them! ((PS- You should watch 'Darkness', too!
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Go Marching band!
(especially sousaphones/tubas!!!!)
I started out marching tuba but ended up marching stand up baritone. Still love those tuba players course!!! =D -
GO BAND WOOHOO Marching band pride


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wow... BAND POWER!!! of course band humor is the best! There is no one like us! But don't forget Krysti, if band was like high school, you'd be the freshman of it, if I'm not mistaken, this is your first year in band, right? hehe, never the less, really hillarious.
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So true! Gotta love those tubas (we're too poor to own any sousaphones)!
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Tuba, Tuba, Tuba!
<---plays Tuba in band
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Good Luck!
-Miranda-
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Thank you!^^
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