Tiplets (joke)

A couple tries for years to have a child and are unable until one day she realizes she's going to have triplets. The happy couple is as nurturing and caring as they can be and the mother even plays tapes to her belly to make sure her kids are born extra smart.1

One day, in the third trimester, the triplets are talking amongst themselves about what they want to do someday after they're born and all grown up.2

The first one says "You know, I want to be a plumber, because it is so darn wet in here!" The other two babies nod in agreement.3

The second one says "Yeah, not bad, but me, I want to be an electrician, because it is so darn dark in here!" The others nod in agreement.4

The third one shakes his head a bit and says "I get that, but me, I want to be a hunter, because I gotta say, if that snake comes in here one more time, I swear I'm going to chop it's head off!"

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