"Get up, someone will see you!" He was on his knees in the most prestigious restaurant in Manhattan. 2
"I don't care who sees me, I LOVE YOU!" He spun around saying, "I LOVE THIS GIRL." 3
I slapped him, "Shut up!" I ran into the bathroom sobbing. 4
He quickly ran after me, grabbing my right arm right before I entered. 5
"Jessica..." His eyes twinkled under the chandelier lights. I became incensed by his vast blue eyes. 6
"John... what is it?" 7
AND THERE HE WENT AGAIN! ON HIS KNEES IN THE DAMNED RESTAURANT! 8
"Jessica, I -" I slapped him again. 9
"Jessica! What the hell is wrong with you? God damn it." 10
"What do you want? Get up already!" 11
He reached into his pocket and threw his ring at me. It hit me square in my right eye. 12
"OW! What you do that for?!" 13
He quickly grabbed the ring and went back on his knees. 14
"Oh... i get it now." 15
"sheesh.. your so blonde..Ever since I first laid my eyes on you... I knew you were the only one." I couldn't believe what he was saying. My heart melted. It was like butter. 16
"I had to have you Jess. I know we've only known each other for like 5 years or so... or 3 weeks, but i still love ya babe." His words were so romantic. 17
"There is no one else. Even Laura was no match to -" 18
"You mean my sister?" 19
"Yeah, I tried her out last week, and you were incomparable." 20
"Oh right." 21
"Yes. So if there was anyone I would ever want to live with for the rest of my life, it's you Jess. You're the only one." I felt tears spring to my eyes. My heart skipped ahead 2 beats. 22
"Jessica, I guess what I'm trying to say is, Will you marry me?" 23
"Oh Johnny..." 24
"Yes, will you please shit or get off the pot?" His words were like butter I tell you. 25
"Oh Johnny..." 26
He opened his hand and showed me the ring more clearly this time so I could see it clearly. 27
"What's this?" 28
"Your potential engagement ring." 29
"Umm..." 30
"What's the matter Jess." 31
"It's a little small don't you think?" 32
"I got it from Wal-Mart!" 33
"Aren't we the thrifty one?" 34
"C'mon Jess, I gave up cigs for this!" 35
"You smoke?" 36
"I meant those little candy cigarettes that you can blow on and smoke comes out of?" 37
"Oh yeah! THOSE ARE SO COOL!" 38
"I Know! This one time, I did a french inhale!" 39
"AWESOME! SWEET! You HAVE to show me sometimes!" 40
"Okay.. but when?" 41
"Hmm... I don't know. LET'S GET MARRIED!" 42
"EXCELLENT!" 43
fast forward to honeymoon 44
"John. I'm so happy we're married!" 45
"Yeah." He blew on his candy cig and a little smoke swirled around the tip into the room. 46
"John... I always wanted my first time to be with someone I love and I trust..." I looked at him longingly into his eyes as I placed my hands on his knees and wrapped my arms around his shoulder. 47
"Well, Jack just didn't cut it." 48
"Jack?" 49
"Yeah, I tried him out last week." 50
"Oh right." 51
"Yeah, but I do love and trust you." 52
"Nice." 53
"So... Johnny, will you be my first?" 54
"That's what men are for." 55
like butta' 56
I remember his chivalry and his sweet actions. He swiftly stood up and unzipped. I pulled down his pants and boxers at the same time. I saw it in a movie once. I think it was The New Kid. IT WAS SO COOL! And there, it sprung into my face. INTO MY RIGHT EYE! 57
"OW!" 58
"sorry.." 59
"Ohh.. wait.. what is that? Is that it? Aww.. it's cute." John scorned at my words. 60
I tapped it a little bit and it wagged back and forth. "Aww look, it's growing! It's like a little kid. Oo... it's growing.. it's gro- oh.. nope! It stopped!" He sighed. 61
Soon after foreplay, we were both under the sheets and it was all so romantic. He was ready for entry. Him and all 3 of his inches. Johnny was the biggest white man I've ever been with. 62
He started to grunt. 63
"Wait wait... are you in yet?" 64
He was panting and rolled onto his back. 65
"That was great hunny." 66
"Are you in yet?" 67
"Your a barrel of laughs sweetie-cakes." 68
"What?" 69
"Oh pumpkin-pie-butter-fruit-sniff-and-scratch-a-rose-lovey-poopy-poopoo-poofy-bea
"Come on all ready." 71
"That's a good one!" 72
"Are you in yet. I'm getting sleepy." 73
"In? I'm done!" 74
I went to the bathroom. Ever since then, I've been a lesbian.75
Adding your comment:
I have the same issue, no offense caucasion guys! My issue is simple. Im black, and I dont like dating black men and they dont like dating me. So Im constantly with white guys... *fidgits and doesnt mention much about the anatomy* Some of them are pretty... um... "MOUNT EVEREST!" *runs screaming*