A young redneck girl wants to go to a party, so she asks her father if she can take the car. 1
Her father replies, "Give me a blowjob, and you can have the car."2
"Hell, no!" the girl shouts, and storms out of the room. 3
She thinks for a while, and decides she really does want to go to that party. Finally she goes downstairs and finds her father.4
"Okay, I'll give you a damn blowjob." She puts it in her mouth, gags, and spits it out. "Your dick tastes like shit!"5
Her dad slaps his forehead. "That's right, I forgot, your BROTHER has the car tonight!"
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omfg!!
this was awesome! I couldn't stop laughing!!
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