Would you like to know exactly what the difference is between American "slut" Paris Hilton and resident "bitch" Rosie O' Donnel? You need "English for Dummies: Vulgarities"! Featuring educational tracks such as "Bitch, a name I call my friends."1
Bitch, a name, I call my friends.2
Or, that girl that's talkin' shiiiiit.3
Slut, she's free, but looks like shit.4
Atleast she'll gladly lick your biiits.5
Whore, she's higher than a sluuuuuuut.6
Gotta pay to put your penis in her buuuutt.7
Now you've been updated on your smuuuuttt,8
To review let's begin at which, which? Oh, bitch...
Author notes
username: brittanyshanae
This short work is defining various vulgar words for people who don't know the diffrence.
It isn't very fun unless you sing it to the tune of that song from "The Sound of Music", which is what I wrote it to.
Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Ray, a drop of golden sun.
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to ruuuuun
Sew, a needle pulling threeeaaad
La, a note to follow seeeeeew
Tea, I drink with jam and breaaaaad
That will bring us back to doe...oh oh oh.
Buwahahaha.
A contest entry
- Profanity! by callthexylophone.
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Comments
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lol, very clever and funny xD nice!
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thank you
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this is effing hilarious....just thought ya otta know
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Oh. Wow.
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lmao this was... outlandish I gotta admit, but funny.
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haha thanks.
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I don't know who you think I am, but thank you. What would you like to see more of, a few more song parodies?
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HAH! This is greatness! And I thiiiiink that I know who the author is, maybe, because not just anyone can rhyme butt and slut with smut. I congratulate you, and add some moreee........ this made me giggle.






