"Bitch, a name I call my friends"

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Would you like to know exactly what the difference is between American "slut" Paris Hilton and resident "bitch" Rosie O' Donnel? You need "English for Dummies: Vulgarities"! Featuring educational tracks such as "Bitch, a name I call my friends."1

Bitch, a name, I call my friends.2

Or, that girl that's talkin' shiiiiit.3

Slut, she's free, but looks like shit.4

Atleast she'll gladly lick your biiits.5

Whore, she's higher than a sluuuuuuut.6

Gotta pay to put your penis in her buuuutt.7

Now you've been updated on your smuuuuttt,8

To review let's begin at which, which? Oh, bitch...

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username: brittanyshanae

This short work is defining various vulgar words for people who don't know the diffrence.

It isn't very fun unless you sing it to the tune of that song from "The Sound of Music", which is what I wrote it to.

Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Ray, a drop of golden sun.
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to ruuuuun
Sew, a needle pulling threeeaaad
La, a note to follow seeeeeew
Tea, I drink with jam and breaaaaad
That will bring us back to doe...oh oh oh.

Buwahahaha.

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