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One day, there are three blonds walking along in the woods.23
Suddenly, one of them spots some tracks in the mud.45
"Look, there are some bear tracks!" She exclaims, looking around her in fear.67
"Don't be silly." says another one of them. "There aren't any bears in these woods. They're probably deer tracks."89
"Well, I think you're both wrong." says the last one. "I'm sure they're just rabbit tracks!"1011
All three of them are arguing for an hour, till a train rushes along the tracks and hits them.1213
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Author notes
NO OFFENCE MEANT! If anyone on here is blond, please don't take it personally, its just the way the joke tells, but I mean bimbos, not blond people in general in this joke lol
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This was a very good joke! I don't know how anyone can be offended by blond jokes though, as it's not meant seriously at all... ever.
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Nice one!
Good joke, excellent.
All the best.
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haha that is pretty funny EVEN if i am blond lol
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OMG!! Hilarious ^.^
I love it I'm laughing sooo hard!
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Haaaaha. Very good. You are the first sit down comedian I've become acquainted with!
All the best, Ry. -
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Thank you, I'm just glad I've made people laugh through my writing, as I'm terrible at telling jokes when I talk to people lol
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LOL cute and funny. This one really has me laughing at how dense they were!
~Joann
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OMG this is so funny - I'm blond and I take no offese at all I'm actually laughing my a... off - great job hun
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Poor dumb blondes...
They got ran over by a train because they were aruging over what kind of tracks there were on a railroad track...
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Nice I loved it! nice joke. ^^
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That was hilarious!
Poor poor blondes.
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Love blonde jokes.
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Blonde jokes...*shakes head* I feel like I should be offended or something, since my hair was blonde once upon a time, but every time I hear a blonde joke they just crack me up. *laughs* This was cute and clueless, and I definitely got a good chuckle out of it!
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Sorry! If it helps, think of them with another hair colour lol.
As I say, I don't really mean blond people, more blond bimbos lol
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Cute...this could happen to any color of hair...lol...but I do understand, well done, thanks for sharing
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