Gary Glitter came home one day to find his wife packing all of her bags and looking very angry.1
so he asked "what are you doing?"2
"I'm leaving you because i've just heard your a paedophile" she shouted back3
and he said "Well thats a big word for a twelve year old"
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i know i already entered one but i've just got so many lol.
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- I want the best jokes you've got! Make me die of Laughter! Do it! *O_O by Fervent-Author.
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Oh my goodness, I'm so glad that this was a joke and not a start to a story. That's too funny!
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lol oh my god this is funny. I had never heard that before.
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hehe!! how funny is that, irony at its best. Thanks for the comment you give me as well! appreciated!!
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Oh man that is good! I think I heard that in Grade 8 or something like that. Still can't get over it though.
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Sad and sick, but good. Well said! Humor within your words, even if warped. Thanks for sharing :
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lmfao
this was great! nice job!
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