A corny smelly story

I ran as fast as I can, but I still couldn't escape the terrifying bite of my fermenting sweat socks. The smell was so unbearable that my mom's prized hydrangeas got a whiff and wilted immediately. My mom is going to want an explanation for her flowers but I kind of have a reputation for being the clown town liar.1

What can I say other than I love playing pranks and telling wild stories to gullible people. I guess I'll just have to tell it like it is...2

I lifted my head up in thought. Nah my mom wouldn't believe that. Heck if some one came up to me and said, " My sweat socks smelled so bad that they killed your prized flowers." I wouldn't believe them. 3

Well I have to get rid of the smell before the garden gets a whiff. Right I have to close all the windows. Great how do I do that; our house is so old that the windows open up and down not side to side.4

I know I'll get my sister's high chair and stand on it. Hmm thehigh chair has a warning sticker on it that says, "warning maximum weight limit 100 pounds."5

Hmm how much do I weigh again? I know I weighed 97 pounds last year; good that means i weigh 99 pounds this year.6

Ok I'm on the high chair I only have one window left to close.7

Craaaaaaaaaak!8

Uh oh.9

Aaaaaaaaaaah!10

Great just great now my mom is really going to kill me. Nooooo the smell is heading out the window, if it gets out the window, it'll kill my neighbors rose bushes.11

Gotta think! Gotta think! What is that stuff my mom sprays when she cleans the kitchen? I know she keeps it under the sink.12

Hmm bleach, ammona, pinesol and ajax. I'm pretty sure she mixes two of them together. Hmm I'll try the bleach and ammonia.13

Uh oh.14

The mixture is farting.15

cough!16

The window. I got to close the window.17

I got to........18

I don't know how long I was passed out, but I was in the hospital when I woke up. I faintly heard my mother, I think she was yelling; yes she was yelling. 19

"What do you think you were doing making mustard gas like that? You know better than to touch my cleaning chemicals, you could have died. What drove you to do such a stupid thing?"20

Mom I took my shoes off and the smelled so bad that they killed your prize hydrengas and the oder was heading towards the window and if it got out of the window it would have killed the neighbors rose bushes.21

"Son my hydrengas have been dead for two days they die in the fall and bloom again in the spring."22

Oh darn it.