The bootlegged...thing

Ok ok ok! So, so (i'm not illiterate i just want to create the illusion), one day a DVD company was holding a survey for new given DVD's in video stores and the DVD'S that were sold on the street. An agent, Sycho McComic, was now looking at a DVD from the recent movie, The Game Plan. After surveying it with his cronies for a while, he then requested for his assistant, Janet Horny. 1

"Yes, Mr. McComic?"2

"Ok, I want a---" As he got the sentence out, however, a raucous from the other agents sounded, making it impossible to hear what he just said.3

"What was that?" Janet asked.4

"Bootlegged" He said slowly and loudly so that she could hear.5

"Yes, Mr. McComic."6

So eventually, Janet came back.7

"Ah! Finally," said Sycho.8

Janet stood in front of the door, holding the door knob behind her as if she was hiding a surprise.9

"Ok, I checked everywhere but I finally found one. It was hard too, since I had to make a deal and all and..."10

"Just show me already!!!"11

Janet opened the door to welcome a tall guy, wearing boots.12

"Say hello to Bootleg Ed!"13

Bootleg Ed just stood there, all wiley and whatnot, and said, in a small voice, "Hi."14

"Janet, you nitwit! I didn't ask for Bootleg Ed! I asked for a bootlegged DVD!!!!"15

Then both Bootleg Ed and Janet stared at each other and said, "Oohhhh...."16

"So I guess you won't be needing this, will you?" said Bootleg Ed, holding out a bootlegged DVD.17

Wicki-wicki-word.