Joke: Two Green Balls

What do you have when you hold two green balls in your hand?1

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The undivided attention of a leprechaun.

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  • The Wall
    April 30, 2008
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    Ahahahahaha! BEST JOKE EVER.


  • IvoryRose
    March 24, 2008

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    Wow, that is realy good. I have never heard that before and unlike most 'risque jokes' it actually made me laugh. Good job and congrats on the contest win.


  • IntrepidFantasy Greeters member
    March 15, 2008

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    LMAO oh my god!! That is a good one. I can't say that I have ever heard that one before, but it's so funny! Loved it

    ~Joann


  • RegalTheft
    March 9, 2008
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    Whoops, forgot my trademark.

    --RT (there we go)


  • RegalTheft
    March 9, 2008
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    Oh man that's gross. You mean these things that I've got aren't jawbreakers? !!!!!!!


  • Con-man
    March 6, 2008

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    I heard that 1 slightly differently with the jolly green giant instead of a lepricorn still funny as hell like lol

  • anxiously D
    March 5, 2008

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    lol That's a really good one and I've never heard it before. I had no idea when I read the title where it would go. hehehe

    beginning: 5, ending: 5.


  • Fervent-Author
    March 5, 2008

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    LMFAO!! This was great! I was crying, I was laughing so hard! nice one.

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