One day, a little boy was riding his bike down the road. A priest was walking along the sidewalk as he did so often. As the little boy rode past the priest, the back tire of his bike flew off, causing him to fall onto the sidewalk with an exclamation.1
"God Dammit!" the little boy shouted.2
The priest stopped and shook his head at the boy. "Don't say God dammit, son. You should say God help me."3
The little boy simply glared at the priest as he gathered up the bike and wheel and stalked off, back toward his home.4
The next day, the same little boy was riding his newly repaired bike down the same street. As had happened the day before, the priest was walking along the sidewalk. As the boy rode past the priest, however, his front tire flew off, and he flipped over the handle bars with another loud exclamation.5
"God Dammit!" the little boy yelled angrily.6
Just like the day before, the priest stopped and shook his head. "Don't say God dammit, son. Say God help me."7
Again, the little boy stared the priest down as he collected his bike and tire and walked away.8
The very next day, the boy rode his doubly repaired bike down the same road, just at the same time the priest was taking his daily walk. As the boy rode past the priest, yet again his bike fell apart, both tires flying off and the frame crumpling uselessly.9
The priest looked at the little boy. The little boy looked at the priest, then shouted, "God help me!"10
At once, the bike flew back together, repairing itself miraculously, and the priest shouted, "God Dammit!"
Author notes
I didn't want to use one of my dirty jokes (I have quite a few). This is one of the cleanest jokes I know, but I also think it's hilarious. Hope you enjoy it.
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HAHA! That was hilarious! It was also like a mini short story. The end was predictable and unexpected. The unexpected was the bike flying back together and the predictable was whatever the preacher said. (I don't know 'cause it just says bunny). It was still hilarious!
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^.^ Funni I'm gonna have to change my language cause everytrhing seems to break when it's in my hands ^.^ Nice job
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That was so funny!
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......funny
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*laughs* Wow, that was hilarious! I have to admit, I expected something slightly different from the title, what with all of those allegations against priests these days, but this was a very enjoyable, cute, and hilarious joke!
Best of luck in the contest!
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lmao This was great! I loved it
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