Steve, Jessie, and Satan script!

(Offstage)1

Jessie: Steve, Look out!2

(both get out of vehicle)3

Steve: Are you okay, Jessie?4

Jessie: Yeah, I'm fine.5

(Both look around, confused)6

Jessie: This isn't where we crashed...7

Steve: I know... That's what I don't understand.8

(loud banging noise)9

Jessie: Steve, what was that?10

Steve: Shut up for a minute so I can listen.11

(Satan comes up behind Steve and Jessie)12

Satan: Listen for what, dearies?13

Steveslowly turning) We heard a loud bang and we're wond- (sees Satan and screams) RUN!!!!!!!!!!!14

(Steve and Jessie run off stage and Satan chases after. Re-enter stage and only Steve returns with Satan on his tail.)15

Steve: What do you want, Satan! I'm not going to Hell! You can forget taking me to be one of your minions!!!16

Satan: Well, Steve... Seein as how your dead, you really have no choice. You're on my roll book, you're here in limbo.17

Steve: Where's Jessie?18

Satan: Well, see as she was on Heaven's roll book and they were running late to get her, they saved her immediately.19

Steve: What exactly is Limbo?20

Satan: Well, it's the place in the middle... Between Heaven and Hell... Me and Gabriel usually do all the work getting our people back to our pla- Wait a minute... This is a distraction, isn't it?21

Steve: No. I really wanna know what it is....22

(Jessie walks in slowly behind Satan.)23

Satan: Well Steve, we need to leave, now!24

Jessie: Not so fast, Satan!25

Steve: Jessie! You're back!26

Satan: I knew I should have fed her to Fluffy!27

Jessie: Let me fight for Steve. If I win, he can go to Heaven with me. If I lose, you can take me with you to Hell.28

(Satan ponders the idea.)29

Satan: What kind of fight? Fist fight? Competition? What?30

Steve: Well, we could do a fiddle battle...31

Jessie: What about a gun fight?32

Satan: A THUMB WAR!33

Steve: We'll flip a coin. Heads, thumb war. Tails, gun fight.34

(flips coin. Lands on heads)35

(Satan and Jessie look at each other and immediately start the thumb war.36

A FEW MINUTES LATER37

Steve: Wait! I'm an athiest...38

(lights go out, come back on. Satan and Jessie are gone)39

Stevelooks around) wait.. Where's everybody at?40

(Two people walk out in hooded outfits, barely any skin showing.)41

Person 1: Are you Athiest? Follow us!42

(Person 2 pulls Steve off stage.43

Steve: No, wait! I believe Satan! Jessie, come back!!