I Hate Pudding!

Uncle Dan: You know what I hate?1

Andrew: Penguins?2

Uncle Dan: No, I love penguins. I love all fowl.3

Andrew: So what is the thing that you hate so much?4

Uncle Dan: Pudding.5

Andrew: All pudding?6

Uncle Dan: Does Jello count as pudding?7

Andrew: Only Jello pudding.8

Uncle Dan: Then yeah. Cause I like Jello.9

Andrew: Yea, Jello's pretty good.  You can move it between your teeth.10

Uncle Dan: Yeah, I can see how that would be enjoyable.11

Andrew: Highly enjoyable.12

Uncle Dan: But pudding makes me angry.  The very idea of it.13

Andrew: How so?14

Uncle Dan: Well, I heard it was made from rhino vagina's. From like the wildlife channel.15

Andrew: Maybe I need to start reading the ingredients on the box.16

Uncle Dan: Maybe.17

Andrew: Gah, I'm not eating pudding again. Ever. You're a true friend.18

Uncle Dan: Was it something I said. About the vagina's?19

Andrew: No, it's not that. It's just the rhino part. I hate rhinos.20

Uncle Dan: Yeah, I hear ya. If a rhino ever came up to me I'd be 21

like, "fuck you rhino!" Then I'd de-horn him with a tigers claw.  To the horn.22

Andrew: Yea. Freakin' rhinos.23

Uncle Dan: Mother fuckers.24

Andrew: All they do is stand around and eat grass.25

Uncle Dan: And charge stuff.26

Andrew: Makes me just want to punch a rhino in the throat.27

Uncle Dan: Follow your heart. Right to the destruction of a fucking rhino mother fucker.28

Andrew: I'll do that tomorrow.  Way to lazy right now. Hell, I'm not even talking.29

Uncle Dan: Rad.30