The Power of the High Presure Hose

There was a car. It was a very run down old banger of a car and some firemen with a high pressure hose blasted the wheel off with their high pressure hose and, if you were there, you would have started to here a grinding against the road .The dude inside said "I'll have to go home on my skateboard then." Now he thought he'd practice a few tricks while he was going home like the odd manual and a kick flip or two except when he did a kick flip the fireman came again and blasted his board into space. Now the dude got really annoyed at this so he tried to light a fag but every time he tried to light a fag the lighter got put out by the fire engine. He tried activating the lighter from long distance but then the lighter disappeared. So he tried to light all is fags with his magnifying glass but then the fags were blasted away by the hose and the dude got really annoyed at this and he went and got a new board and chased after the extremely annoying fire crew that kept splashing his stuff. 1

Now there as a paramedic driving along the grand canyon and he suddenly went deaf and turned around to see why everyone had gone quiet. Everyone was shouting"STOP! STOP! STOP!" but he couldn't hear, so he went straight off the cliff, landing on the fire-men's hose, and knocking himself unconscious. now the firemen were doing some target practice when the hose stopped. They called the local fire brigade's repair men out and they couldn't find the problem so they said "We'll take it back to base and we'll give it a full overhaul," so they did. At the same time the paramedic was waking up and drove off. The moment the jeep moved off the hos there was a SMASHs AND CRACKs and BANGs all over the place, and that's not mentioning the squelch of blood. Now the policemen came and released the following statement "This a murder scene and STAY AWAY." The dude arrived at the scene to practice some tricks and he saw the firemen and went loony. He jumped on the hose and he punched the fire engine hose going again and it washed away a government bunker containing a nuclear missile an some idiot policeman said "what's this button do?" and he pressed it. This was of course the launch button.2

The nuclear missile was going up and up and up...because it had lost the ground wherever it was. Anyway the dude was dodging the water because he didn't want to lose his skateboard again as the hose was jabbing about as hoses do when they are under pressure. He was trying to be 'cool' as he was doing this. Anyway he lost his board an got his head smashed in by the water. Eventually the hose wore down the ground to reveal a government bunkers keeping all sorts of alien virus's and bacteria. Now the bacteria took control of the hose and they smashed (or should I say 'splashed' the place) and ran out of water so the bacteria toke control of the fire engine and drove to the nearest fire station and the fireman there filled it up because he saw it was empty, but the bacteria decided to say hello by blasting his head off. He enevitably died so they used his body and used the hose as a head so a fire engine followed by a dead man (being used as a puppet) with a hose for a head is the last thing you ever saw as the bacteria liked to say hello. Soon there was an army of fire engines with a dead body with a hose as a head all said hello to the ground an that was destroyed . The last thing they said hello to was the nuclear missile that had lost the ground and this is a piece of that nuclear missile, to prove that on some faraway planet this all happened and somewhere, in the expanse of space the fire brigade of the bacteria still lives on. So don't ridicule the missile for it could save your lives when that fire brigade comes so stand tall and let the missile be forever in our hearts3