#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability

100 Laws of Anime;1

22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.2

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Bakura casually walked through the door and tiptoed to the kitchen. He was trying to avoid…4

“Oh, Yami.”5

Fuck6

The thief slipped into the kitchen to find his Hikari sitting at the table. Ryou was sipping a mug of something that looked like coffee, but then again Ryou had made it. 7

Bakura slowly approached Ryou, looking like the coffee was going to attack him… or more likely, his hikari.8

Ryou was breathing slowly, eyes closed and hands still.9

Bakura fidgeted10

“You were in a Shadow Duel, weren’t you?” Ryou said simply11

“Of course not. What do you take me for, an Ishtar?” Bakura lied.12

It was amazing, really. Bakura could lie faster than Jounouchi could get arrested. It never ceased to amaze just how the thief could lie through his teeth, to his hikari no less. Now all he has to do is buy it.13

“I can hear you plotting, Yami,” Ryou sighed in reply.14

Double fuck15

“I wasn’t in a Shadow Duel, you worthless human! And even if I was, which I was NOT, what is it to you?! It’s not your business, so why do you care!? Keep you nose out of my affairs, you useless creature!16

Ryou raised an eyebrow at his darker half’s rant. “Finished yet?” Ryou asked.17

“What’s it to you anyway!? Why do you care if I’ve been Shadow Duelling, or out all night or drinking out the milk carton! If you don’t like it, buy your own damn milk, you stupid mortal!”18

“Just admit it, you were in a Shadow Duel,” Ryou said calmly.19

“I was not!” Bakura shouted. “What proof do you have to support this outrageous claim!?!”20

Ryou raised and eyebrow and pointed out, “You’re missing an arm.”21

Triple fuck22

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