#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity

100 Laws of Anime;1

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.2

___XxX___3

It was a rough duel. Bakura certainly was an opponent, or so Yami thought. The pharaoh had managed to drag the duel through to half way, but it was getting more difficult. Bakura had, once again, modified his deck. 4

Yami was sure some of those cards were Ryou’s. The Hikari would be pissed.5

…maybe he should tell Ryou…6

Smirking, Bakura piked a card out of his hand.7

“I play the Magic Card ‘Space Distortion’!”8

Yami yelped as the card too effect.9

XxX10

“Damn you, Yami Bakura!” the pharaoh yelled at his opponent.11

“Oh, shut it, Whiny baby!” Bakura retorted.12

Yami. Was. Not. Amused13

He was pissed. More pissed than that time Yugi had ‘accidentally’ put his socks in the vegetable tray in the fridge. He glared at the thief, who was sitting cross-legged and slightly lopsided.14

But that was probably due more to the fact that he was floating.15

They both were, duel monsters included16

“You and your great ideas!” Yami yelled again, as Bakura casually floated along.17

“I’m having fun,” the thief deadpanned.18

“Choke on a card and die!” the pharaoh screamed, tossing a card at the thief. The card circled the other boy’s head many times before somehow dropping to the ground. Bakura followed the card with his head, making him a little disorientated. 19

“Damn Bakura,” Yami mumbled20

“DAMN YOU, LAWS OF PHYSICS!!” the thief yelled21

___XxX___22