The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage, in front of a huge crowd.1
'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in this crowd go wild?"2
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.3
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance, Considers what he should do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."4
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me……."5
So the Pope slapped her upside the head.
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This is my favorite.
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Funny, huh?
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Well, never expected that. Nonetheless,
--RT
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HAH! Awesome. I really like it. And the political jokes work so well these days. Good job!
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hahahhaha!!!
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You got me!
Just freakin wonderful! Aghing my lass off, that is Hillarious!
Great!
Name change, eh? Ah, well, nuttin stays the same, ('cept me, I never change)
A still laughing amicus...
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bending over with laughter
HAHAHAHAHA! Loved it! My absolute favorite!
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Hahaha.
I honestly thought the Pope was going to pray or something.... O.O xD
Good luck in the contest.
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