Talking to Bushes

One day Moses was going for a walk when he came upon George Bush. Geoge tried to make small talk, but Moses took one look at him and ran away.1

The next day Moses went for another walk on and came upon George Bush again. This time George tried to speak softly, but Moses ran off again! Now by now George was getting mad, so the next day he tackled Moses.2

"Why do you run away every time I see you. I was just going to say Hi!" George exclaimed.3

"Well the last time I talked to a Bush I spent 40 years in the desert! OH Shit!!!!"

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  • stevenaski
    March 25
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    ok. made my allready made day. thats a MIRACLE. OH MY GOD.


  • xoxpatrick4everxox
    March 22

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    It's funny. I can't really say anything positive or negative because I keep my political views secret and formal. But...it's a good joke. I can give you that much.


  • Janetheplain
    September 25, 2008
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    LMFAO this was so funny. Hahahahahhahahahahaa!


  • tree4yew
    August 15, 2008

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    Short but sweet! Well presented. It has a good sense of build up, without having too long of a lead in. Thank you for the comment!


  • mamajoey
    June 23, 2008
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    very cute! ^_^


  • Delfishie
    March 4, 2008
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    Heh. I totally didn't see that ending. Great twist. :-D


  • TheBlueRoad
    February 24, 2008
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    Give a Joke and Kill the Day. Join this group if you love jokes!

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