A man and his son are left home after his wife goes late-night shopping. The boy asks his dad, 'Dad, can I have a shower with you?'1
'Yeah, okay.'2
While they're in the shower, the boy asks, 'Dad, what's that?'3
'That's my, uh, little green man, son.'4
After they're finished in the shower, the boy asks, 'Dad, can I sleep in bed with you tonight?'5
The man is a little hesitant about this. 'No.'6
'I'll tell muuuummyyyyy.'7
'Oh, ok.' So the boy hops into the bed.8
About half an hour later the boy asks, 'Dad...can I play with the little green man?'9
'NO!'10
'I'll tell muuuummyyyy.'11
'...ok.'12
The next morning the man wakes up in hospital. The boy is next to his bed. He asks, 'What happened, son?'13
'The little green man spit in my face, so I bit his head off.'
A contest entry
- Favorite Joke by Delfishie.
375 points, ended March 4, 2008, 18 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest - I want the best jokes you've got! Make me die of Laughter! Do it! *O_O by Fervent-Author.
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Lol little green man spit in my face!!! Classic!
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*Twitches*
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Hooooooo booooy. -
lol this is cute.
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so...wrong..but sooooo funny!!!!
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lol oh my god
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This one was just wrong...
but oh so damn funny! ^^
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OMG...
That is so wrong... but so flabberghastingly funny... -
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So I've been told.
--RT
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lolzzz
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ouch
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You're right, a very crude joke. I don't care if he would tell Mommy or not, no child would be showering with me. Now mommy is a different story(lol). Good luck in the contest.
Ted E
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HO ho ho! This is funny! I like these words, "little green man." "Umm, that's my little green man" HAHAHA!
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Ewwwwww! And also, a "green" man? Heh, does he have some sort of gangrene? ;-)
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Ouch
Oh, that was rich
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