10 things you will never hear a redneck say

1. My truck is payed for1

2. Didn't know she was my sister 2

3. I was just helping that sheep over a fence3

4. I haven't had a beer in two weeks 4

5. It was me, Sheriff 5

6. I don't like NASCAR6

7. I didn't shoot that deer off a bait Pile7

8. I don't live in a trailer 8

9. I've never seen a Garth brooks consert9

10. I don't think Elvis is still alive, Or cloned

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  • tonialoise
    September 7, 2008

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    @ #3
    @ #7

    you're not quite Jeff Foxworthy, but still made me smile.


  • HopelesslyInLove
    April 26, 2008

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    Ha ha, truly hilarious! I love the redneck jokes and this one was really funny! I love # 3!!! LOL!! Anyway, thanks for entering, this was great!

    *KAT*


  • TheBlueRoad
    February 24, 2008
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    #2 is my favorite, BTW. haha


  • TheBlueRoad
    February 24, 2008
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    Give a Joke and Kill the Day. Join this group if you love jokes!


  • Delfishie
    February 24, 2008
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    Aw, reminds me of my neighbors. Good job. :-)


  • Naive.
    February 20, 2008
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    ;D

    This made me smile. Number three was my favorite.

    -jj

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