A man was getting ready for a date and he dediceded to get a tan so he went on top of the aparment roof and sun tanned naked. He woke up and realized he badley sun burned his penis. He didnt wanna give up on the date so he beared the pain. The date arrives and they watch a movie so after he cant stand the pain so he excuses himself for a moment and he puts his penis in a glass of milk cause his friend told him it helped it. After 10 mintues the blonde walks in to the kitchen and says omg sorry then turns and looks again and says Oh so thats how you get those things loaded.
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AHAHAHAHAH!!! Very funny!!!! Good Joke!!!
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LOL oh my god that's a really good joke. Very creative and oh so funny. I can vividly picture that!
~Joann
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Lol, very funny. Yeah, i used to wonder is milk what men produce. how weird did i think that?
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Wow, this is certainly the weirdest imagery EVER in a joke. I can totally picture it, too....
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Heh, Not as good as mine
Heres one for you, Cowboy goes into this saloon and sees a sign on the wall, Make our horse laugh, win 50 bucks, so the cowboy goes out and two mins. later the bartender hears laughing, he goes out side an the horse is stopping its feet, about to roll over "do i win" says the cowboy "you sure do" says the bartender he pays him the fifty bucks and the cowboy leaves. Later the same cowboy comes through on another drive and sees a diffrent sign " make our horse cry win 100 dollors" so the cowboy has another go at it. A min later the bartender heres crying from outside, the horse is wailing, big, fat horse tears are rolling down its cheeks. "do i win?" "you shoure do" says the bartender, kind of teed of because this is costing him money. the cowboy goes back into the saloon and the bartender asks " say your the guy who made the horse laugh, right?" " yep that was me." "so how did you do it make him laugh them make him cry?" " Easy, " says the cowboy. " first time i told him my dick was bigger than his, second time i showed him."
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*giggles* That was a great joke XD I haven't heard that one before
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elfflower1989
Thanks lol
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Hahaha Sort of weird o.o
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