Sleeping Beauty

A long time ago in da hood on the west sieeede, a brothah and his woman 1

were viking(trying really hard) to have a kid. They were feeling pretty sweet when they found out they are gonna have a kid. They invited 12 fairies over so they could make some tight wishes. Everyone agreed the princess was tight. The fairies started wishin. They wished the princess would have tightness, hotness, smartness, and for her to be phat, cool, and bad. Only 11 of the fairies wished though, then this really ulgy evil fairy came in. The 13th fairy , she was pissed she wasn't invited to the party, so instead of wishing, she cast a spell. "On her 16th birthday, she'll prick her finger on a hereoin needle and die". The 12th fairy was gonna wish the princess had a sweet ride, but having the princess die would've been a waste of time for even coming here, so the fairy wished she would just go into a coma instead. The twelve fairies magic couldn't break the evil fairies spell but it did weaken it.2

The princess became the tightest, hottest, smartest, phatest, coolest and baddest child anyone had ever seen.The 11 fairies wishes had come true.To make sure the 13th fairy spell wouldn't work, her father made sure she never got a chance to use any hereoine. Using heroine was forbidden everywhere and the king started cracking down on hereoine coming into the country. On her 16th birthday they had a party for her in the castle. They were sure there was no hereoine in their castle. A bunch of her homies came over for the party. They all chowed down on the munchies. The princess wanted to play hide-and-seek, her favorite game. The guests didn't want to. so she told them they would play spin-the-bottle afterwards. The guests happily agreed. She ran to a place where she thought no one would find her. She felt almost innocent again. But she noticed a staircase and went up it. She saw an ulgy old woman dressed in black working at a table with a hereoine lab set up on it. "What are you doing?", the princess asked. The ladies's eyes got wide. "I'm making some heroine so you can prick it on your finger and die from the magical evil spell I casted on you when you were a little baby!!!" the woman screamed. "You trippin lady," said the princess "what are you on, whatever it is I want me some." "Here, have some." said the woman. "Ok, said the princess, but after I have a smoke." "here" said the ulgy lady as she gave the princess a big cigar and lit it. The princess puffed the cigar, as she did so the lady gave her a heroine needle. While fiddling with it, the princess pricked her finger, and she fell over. The hereoine in the needle was very concentrated but since she only pricked herself, she just fell into a coma. The ulgy lady packed up her lab and left.The second hand smoke from the still burning cigar in her mouth filled the entire castle and made everyone fall asleep. That cigar prevented the princess from coming out of her coma, it was a very long burning cigar, so the castle was silent for many years.3

(Jenn's part)4

A long time later, a trippin guy rode up to a castle and found a girl and her homies in comas so he went up to the phattest, hottest and baddest one and found a cigar burning so he stamped it out and it wasn't gonna burn no more. This trippin guy saw this real phat cool chick and he thought she was so fine so he went up to her and gave her a real, sweet kiss and she woke up and they fell in love instantly and they wanted to get hitched so bad so they got married the next day and they moved to a crib in the ghetto on the west sieeede and they lived together happily in the ghetto.5