Brian the Chicken

Brian enjoyed going to bars. He would always drink all night, then stumble home into bed with his wife, Martha. One night he was completely wasted. He somehow made it to his bed and fell asleep. 1

He found that he was in a beautiful place made of clouds. Out of nowhere, came St. Peter. "Welcome to Heaven, Brian," said the saint. "I'm dead!? But there's so many things I haven't done yet! Can't I go back?" exclaimed Brian. "Well...," replied St. Peter, "I guess you could. But I can only reincarnate you into a dog or a hen." Brian, thinking cleverly, decided on being a hen, because there was a farm near his house.2

Instantly, Brian had a beak and was covered in feathers. He started clucking and blucking, when a rooster came towards him. "Hey, I hear you're the new hen here," said the rooster. "Yes, I just got here," replied Brian. Just then, a funny feeling running through his body. "What is that weird feeling?" asks Brian. "Your ovulating," explains the rooster. Just then, a painful pressure envelops Brian. As he pushes and pushes, an egg plops out. He's filled with the joys of motherhood. "This is the best thing that ever happened to me!" thought Brian. He laid a second, then a third. "I'm going to stay a chicken forever!" thought Brian. 3

Then, Martha slapped Brian awake yelling, "Brian! You drunken *bunny*! You've crapped the bed!"

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Found this on some small site. If the author's on here, SORRY for stealing your joke * * (I might have forgotten something, too...)

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  • schlo5398
    March 6, 2008
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    That was interestingly funny. LOL.


  • TheBlueRoad
    February 24, 2008
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  • TheBlueRoad
    February 24, 2008
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    HO HO HO!!!! This is so funny. laughing really hard right now!


  • Delfishie
    February 24, 2008
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    LOL. That was really clever. I'm going to have to remember that. *grins*


  • AllOuta
    February 20, 2008
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    oh god that's ...*giggles consume me*


  • loyda
    February 19, 2008

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    my brother tells me that all the time
    gross gross gross

    hey, but the censored the last bit, try putting 'pooping' or 'crapping'
    people may have problems in understanding


    • t3h-zomb13
      February 20, 2008
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      Thanks, but I only think the "crapping" part will work, the other word will stay censored.

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