"F***, I Missed!"

One day, a priest took one of his younger pupils out for a round of golf, hoping to somehow talk some sense into him. You see, this young priest-to-be had a rebellious streak, and a bad cursing habit. 1

The young initiate took his stance, swung, and smashed the ball onto the green. As he later went to putt it in, he missed by a few feet.2

"F***, I missed!" the young man said.3

At the next hole, he again smashed it onto the green and missed the putt.4

"F***, I missed!" the young man was really getting mad. After this happened a third time, the priest finally spoke up.5

"You really shouldn't curse so," he looked to the heavens," God may not take it so lightly..." The priest could only f0llow his student as he went to the next hole. 6

"F***, I missed!" the priest's student screamed, throwing his club in a nearby sand trap. The two clergy could only stare in wonder as thunder rolled and dark clouds gathered in the sky. Lightning came streaking from the sky, killing the priest instantly. A deafening, deep voice then rumbled from the heavens...7

"F***, I MISSED!"8

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