It's near close when a Vampire walks into a bar. The bartender sighs but goes to wait on him anyways. "What'al have?" 1
"A shot of blood. Actual make it a double." 2
Sighing again, the bartender turns around, slashes his palm and squeezes his blood into two shot glasses. He hands them to the vamp, who downs both, and pays without another word. 3
Just then another vamp walks in. The bartender rolls his eyes and asks, "What'al have?" 4
"Shot of blood, thanks." 5
The bartender, already feeling a little dizzy does it again. He hands the glass to the vamp, who pays, downs it and leaves. 6
Just as the bartender is wiping up the last of the glasses, a third vampire walks in. "Lemme guess. A shot of blood?" 7
"No, thanks," says the vampire. "Just a mug of hot water." 8
Baffled, but glad, the bartender makes the hot water and brings it over. Not able to hold his curiosity, he leans on the bar. "Not that I mind, but why water?" 9
The vampire smiles and pulls out a used tampon. "I'm having tea."
Author notes
Gross I know, but c'mon!
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LOL! HAHAHA! EWWWW... Vampire sucks blood outta of a woman in her period. That's SO WEIRDDD!
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Heh, I've heard this before, but it still grosses me out every time. Nice. :-)
Also, what a considerate bartender! Wow, now there's a guy who's giving his all to his job! -
HAHAHAHA!
I don't know why, but I love it when people refer to period stuff.
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ew lol good one
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and that folks is why i told it! that reaction right there
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hahaha
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thats just grose.
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Wow, is that the new sub category of gross?
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so I can't type, so sue me
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giggles~
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That's terrible... in a strangely funny kinda way
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Or Funny in a strangely terrible way?
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Hahaha Yeah that is really gross but still funny :0D
beginning: 3, language: 4, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5.
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Thanks~ Gross it is, but the laughter bubbles out anyways!
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