A man walked into a bar, where he occupied one of the more than ample supply, of stools. 1
“A beer my man,” he said, as he placed a box he was carrying, on the bar. While the bar tender got his beer, the man removed from the box a miniature grand piano, complete with bench and placed them on the bar. He then reached into the box and brought out a little man about ten inches tall. When he placed him on the bar the little man, walked directly to the piano and with a flick of his tails, seated himself on the bench.2
He then began to play the most beautiful classical music anyone in the bar had ever heard. For about two hours the music continued, people passing in the street heard it and crowded in, soon it was standing room only. 3
Someone from the crowd shouted, “Play something popular.” 4
The little man spun around on the bench, spotted the speaker and with a nod of his head, started playing the most beautiful popular music imaginable. This went on for another two hours; it was drawing near to closing time so the man signaled the bartender.5
“Another beer for the road and bring my bill.” The bar tender brought a beer over.6
“Don’t worry about the bill it’s on the house and anytime you want, you bring your little friend and it will always be on the house.”7
The man nodded his thanks and as the bar tender moved away; a drunk sitting beside him leaned over.8
“Tell me where the hell you got that thing from?”9
The man looked at the drunk with disgust. “You wouldn’t believe me if I did.”10
“Yeah well why don’t you try it, then we’ll see:”11
The man with a sigh said, “Go out in the parking lot, there’s an old woman sitting on a bench in the southeast corner. Go up to her and ask her for one , not two, or three, but one wish, if you haven’t asked her for a wish before, she will grant it.”12
“You not only think I’m drunk, you think I’m stupid too.”13
“Well I said you wouldn’t believe me.” 14
The drunk got up, muttering something, about seeing about it, as he made his way out the back door and into the parking lot.15
Just as the man was finishing his beer, the drunk came though the back door, followed by a million ducks. He marched right up to the man and said.16
“Why in the hell didn’t you tell me that old broad had a hearing problem?”17
The man said, “What—you really thought I asked her for a ten inch pianist?”18
A contest entry
- Favorite Joke by Delfishie.
375 points, ended March 4, 2008, 18 entries
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Heh. I got the pianist joke right away, but the thing about the ducks was cute. :-D
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HAHA! Good one. I think I've heard something like it before, but it was really funny nonetheless.
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Sounds funny. But i got lost in the ending. So i didn't laugh. =( Care to help?
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play on wards
Try to think of a word the a hard of hearing person may mistake for pianist. If that doesn`t work ask your boy friend.
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..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a classic.
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OMG I've heard something like this before. Laughed so hard my ikds come running in.
Good luck in the contest.
Brooke
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lol nice
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lol ok, this one really made me laugh! I hope it gets a trophie in the contest!
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