Metal Note: Take this to mind, this is very stereotypical to asians. Not racist mind you. Read at your own descretion.1
Do you remember the attack on 9/11? Do you remember George Bush when he went on ov TV and threatened all of the middle east? The day that happened, Iran got a call from japan and the the guy said, "Ohhhhhh You so stupid! We use to thinka just like you. We drop over tousand bomb! We go back home and party, who da man, we da man, who da man, I da man! . . . but we a pissed them off, they come to us! They no drop 200 bomb, they no drop tousand bomb. They drop two bomb! The bomb was sooooo big, even our penis got smaller!!!!"2
Author notes
I heard this on the the MInd of Mencia!
Notice that it's spelled wrong in some places, this joke is supposed to be spoken in a thick asian accent, and the way the words are spelled, are how it should be said.
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Heh, this was an interesting joke, but I think I'd have had to have seen Mencia act it out with facial expressions and hand gestures and stuff.
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lol!!!!!!1
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It might've been funny on the show, I dunno since I haven't seen that one, but to read it in this context it just didn't make me laugh. It's nothing to do with the subject matter, it just wasn't funny. Maybe you wrote it wrong? I dunno but I'm sorry. :0O
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