Human Intestinal Hypoactive Parasites. It all begins when an insect egg enters water and someone drinks it. All the time everywhere, someone is drinking insect eggs. Gross I know. But, it's true.1
But, there's a special type of egg that has never reached a human's lips, until now. Alien's are real. Once, every five hundred years, area 51 finds an alien egg and hides it from the world. No sight of human, besides them, had been aware of their existence. That is until you.2
I noticed yesterday, that sparkling glass of H2o that was tickling your lips in a rather certain way had something small, round, and oozy in it. Or maybe I was just imagining stuff. Now, you're thinking 'Ha, I didn't drink water yesterday'. Do you know when I wrote this? Well, like that little boy in the commercial seeing how many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop.. the world may never know. But, you'll know very soon if you swallowed that egg. I hope you know how to breast feed a baby alien. Sweet drinkings.
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Made to gross people out!
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LOL now you are talking my language!! Although this is very humorous, there is a dark sinister tone. I have always said it's something in the water, I believe that statement to be true. As for Area 51, Roswell, New Mexico, the truth is out there, but it's not for us to know for we do not have a valid access card and may not pass go.
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ewwwwwwwww yuk! i'm almost scared to take a drink of water now. just glad i have this filtration system from the earth to the moon so itz nice, clear and cool on the DARKside where i chill and drink, hehehe, DARK.
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