I don't yes no do not breathe oxygen1
I don't not inhale obnoxygen2
No, I didn't forget,3
I just forgot to remember4
"'I'm going to talk in the third person' I said," 5
Said I6
Please don't not refrain from being unsilent in class7
Because then the trees will be unpainted,8
Your saxaphone will be uneaten,9
Your pencil will be gone10
So you'll have to write with a whaleydragle11
Guess what?12
I can now not type13
10314
Wannawords a minute15
That isn't not in my own language16
What do you mean that you've17
Never unbleard of wannawords18
Because not one person19
Doesn't not use them20
On Foouzedays of the21
R month on wagglez22
containing the letter 923
Well I don't not undislike everyonebody24
But you unscrupuspicadork.25
You must be brairsnarf26
Because you don't even know that you are27
A briarsnarf unscrupuspicadork28
Let alone what that means29
Your grabivilstudinujoistykstaplerness30
Is starting to scare me31
Because you aren't very32
Grabivilstudinujoistykstapler-ie33
And you aren't very mean to my34
ashboaradder.35
Have you always been so 36
Lawnmowerprisnersquashparklegorfgolb?37
Oh yeah,38
You can't snell39
What I'm not not not not not not not swabbing.40
I wish you spoke my faverolang.41
It would be so much easier to communisarkcelia.42
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Some very unorthodox words and terminoligy - and I enjoyed reading this. thanks for entering.
Best wishes,
Moses -
Well having spent a term in Contradiction, I can, with some degree of assurance, confirm that your contradictory information was in fact a purely relative interpretation of one aspect of an oxymoron… although paradoxically the inversion was also true within certain parameters. Oh and good luck in the… what was it again?
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