The Afterlife: seg. 1

Mark went on rambling about the dark and how he couldn't tell me what was going on until the sun came up.... I finally interrupted him saying ' what the hell are you talking about?' 'You mean you haven't been listening this whole time.' 'correct' I said slyly.'Oh man, I am not going to explain it all over again, just so you know, not that it was that important anyways.' Mark sadly replied. 'ok. ok. I'll listen now... I promise' I quickly said. 1

'ok. good because this is the last time I explain why I can't tell you whats going on until the sun comes up'2

'ok. if I say the word D.E.M.O.N.' as he spells it out slowly so I will get it. 'Dumbass' I whispered under my breath.3

' Then one will pop up and won't go away. This only happens in the dark, they won't come out if its daylight. So it's safe during the daytime. Also I have to see the exspression on your face when I tell you your deepest most darkest secrets.'4

'how do you know my deepest darkest secrets?' I annoyingly asked.5

'well lets just say there's this little black book that just couldn't keep itself closed.....hehehaha'6

'YOU READ MY DIARY!?' 'Yep' he made out between gasps for air while he was laughing. ' OH, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU' 'sorry to spoil the moment hun, but you can't' he replied 'WHAT! I can't! why not?' I practically shrieked. 'I'm already dead like you ' 'AAAAAAUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!' 'Yea see I inherited this job from another fellow he said that I could take it over because i was better looking.' He said jokingly.7

'HAHA very funny.' I snorted back.8

' NO Truly.'9

' Yeah Right Liar'10

' I can't lie' 11

'what do you mean you can't lie?' I was mortified that was the only other thing I could do best other then being totally and absolutely annoying. ' I can't lie its in the job description.' ' you have to go by the rules completely, what a drag' sighing sympathetically.12

' yep.'13

'speaking of drag got any cigarettes?' 'nope' he sighed heavily.14

'What' I kept thinking they sent me to this god forsaken place without and damned cigarettes. 'yep not allowed to smoke that is also exactly what I thought but believe me you get used to it. It's actually pretty awesome there are no withdrawal symptoms or anything' he said happily.15

'smoking was my life.' I replied depressingly. 'well you have no life now, so get over it' he mumbled.16

'damn you' I screamed17

' hey hey watch your language you are being judged you know.'18

'judged what is this an f'in beauty contest.' I laughed.19

'well sorta' he replied slyly.20

It started to get lighter out. All of the sudden it was all bright, I couldn't see anything. then I saw a dark and handsome figure. I thought to myself there is no way in hell this is the same guy I have been talking to for the past twenty minutes.21