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A cheerleader is what happens when God swallows a Barney's shoe sale by mistake and then barfs up a cliche.2
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Nothing against cheerleaders of course. Sorry if this is offensive to you.
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- DARKs contest for quotes by theDARK1.
145 points, ended February 25, 2008, 34 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
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i don't know no cheerleader so i don't know
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sorry you don't understand; thanks anyway for reading it!
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this is still funny when i read it, DARK.
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thanks!
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This is great. It made me smile, which is pretty hard, 'cause I do not laugh at anything I see off the computer, hehe. Well anyways, although I know cheerleaders, I still find this funny because this is so true. They're all stuck up ^^
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haha thanks!
and i agree whole-heartedly.
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Oh my god! I love this one! LOL I can not quit laughing. Reminds me of when I was in school. The cheerleaders made me crazy back then with the way they acted.
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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lol thanks. cheerleaders annoy me. no offense to them, of course.
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I'm sure you will get plenty of laughs with this one. I don't think many cheerleaders would even mind. They're probably laughing at it and not know it's poking fun at them(lol). Good luck in this contest.
Ted E
PS: I am hosting a similar contest titled "If StoryWrite had a Motto Space for Writers" if you would like to check it out.
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thanks for the comment, read, and link! i'll check the contest out now.
♥sarah
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OMG. I LOOOOVVVEEE ITT! That's amazing. Absolutely amazing. I laughed out loud (my mother looked at me like I was insane). Wow.
You're amazing. I loooveee it. I, personally, find cheerleaders very annoying. We don't actually have any at our school but there are definitely wanna-bes. I'm pretty sure this wanna-be group had actually tried to get a cheerleading team, but where we are, it's pointless.
i love this. i love anything you write, but i really do love this. reminds me of the ant poem. and i definitely loved that one too. You. Really. Are. Amazing. You. Know. That. Right?
erica♥xoxo
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haha thanks. at our school, sports are like...huge. soccer, baseball, softball, football, track & field. its craaazy. we started out with 16 cheerleaders, but now we only have like 5 or 6. they keep getting kicked off the squad. i hate them.
haha! i just remembered the ant poem. lol.
have a nice day!
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haha. our school's pretty much cares about basketball, hockey and rugby (sort of like football, i guess). and even then it's not THAT big of deal, but up here in Canada, we're very mellow about almost everything. Well, at least my part of Canada.
i gotta go write your story. or rather, my story, for your contest.
erica♥xoxo
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the only thing we're mellow about in NC is the schoolwork itself. who cares about that?
can't wait to read it!
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hahahaha, love it!! it's a wonderful image.
good luck in the contest!
annye
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thank ya
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itz not offensive to me and i doubt there will be any cheerleaders in this contest, hehehe! i found it amusing and humerous myself, DARK.
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i've always been kind of a jock, so i've always found cheerleaders kind of...annoying?
thanks.
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