Timmy the Teddy Bear

"Hi! I am Timmy. I am a teddy bear. I like cookies and I plan to take over the world. Please read my-"1

A little purple fairy comes in. Zap! "Jeez Timmy! I leave to go to a bleach (No typos) party and you have the blunt and annoying button hit on you! Your armies await you." She walks away, blue hair sways about her down her back. She mutters, "Evil plans these days. First were aliens, then humans, then demons, I thought teddy bears did better! I need a vacation, an officially longer one." She examines her nails.2

Timmy faces the camera. Camera is still at the cute fairy. "Ahem."..."AHEM!"3

The teenager with zits stares at him and thinks of his job after 10 minutes, "Oh, dude. Sorry."4

"YOU BETTER BE! As I was saying, all you insignificant organisms of the world I, Timmy the Teddy Bear, claim this planet as mine. All cookies in the world, all stuffed animals, and all pumpkins are under my control! MUAHAHAHA! Now pick me up you camera man! I want to look like those 10 foot midget rock stars!" He strikes a pose and waits.5

"I would dude, but I don't date guys, you know? Maybe-"6

"FOOL! I meant put me on your shoulders you buffoon!"7

"OH! Thank you God. Okay, up we go!" He picks Timmy up.8

"NOW! OBEY ME COOKIES! ATTACK THE CHILDREN!"9

In a california home. A domestic wife with a pink frilly apron dusts the t.v. The kids sit on the couch lick their fingers. The girl looks at her mom, "Mom? Can more cookies attack us?" 10

She stares at her daughter with cute ponytails licking her fingers and smiles, "Sure sweetie!" Life goes on as the cookie population decreases. Back to Timmy.11

"NOOOOOO! Why!?" He looks at the camera man and attacks him. "You did this! Taste my furry paws!" And that's how the world got to see a most amusing fight between a stupid boy and his cuuuute teddy bear.12

The corn in Kansas stare at their inter-galatic television. "I bet on the idiot. What about you bob?"13

"I say the fairy should be queen." All the male parts agree while the females grow vicious at the flies. 14

"Shoo fly! I want to see the two cute boys beat each other up!" The fly flies away sadly and mopes because of the cruel corn of the crop.