My mom told me so

"Mooom!"Seriously, my mom kept saying crazy things  that shouldn't happen, but every time it happened...to me. "Don't-say-anything. How would you feel if your mom could say things and it came true?" Then she would say something anyway. We both had blue eyes, but while she had fine blond hair, I had damp brown hair to my shoulders.1

Her blue eyes played ignorant as she smirked, "Well, I would say 'mom I will have a new toaster' but that's my choice."2

"Argh! I have to go take a walk, doctor orders and I don't have time in the afternoon or night. Bye!" I silently prayed to god mom had no ideas. One step more. 3

"Hon! Watch where you walk! You will run into your future husband! Grab his number and run! Bye darling!" She waved happily. I was SO close!4

Oh I knew what lay hidden in her big blue eyes. It was some sort of humiliate Sarah master plan wasn't it?! I sighed and ran out the door for a couple of blocks. I look at my watch-20 more minutes. I look up and-5

"Where is the volume on this thing?" he thought, fumbling with his RCA Lyra MP3 player. He had the small, black earphones jammed into his ears while he stood on the side walk at 1am in the morning. Once he adjusted the sound, he took up his walk again. Unfortunately, he was too immersed in his efforts to know what hit him.6

Bam! Startled I look around me. I sat on top of a boy, crazy black hair and pale. Was he a vampire?! Yikes! He's moving! Weapon, weapon, ah ha! I took something out of this cloth. "Watch out vampire! I shall beat you with this...darn."7

The boy looked at me angry, then he laughed hard at my embarrassment. "What? Were you going to call me?"8

Startled and embarrassed I ran. After I locked the door of my room behind me I realized. Dang it! Mom done it again! All night I bang my head on the door. Mom is probably dancing in her dreams at my misfortune. Little did I know at the time, mom was inviting the vampire over for dinner. Woe me.