He was not in a good mood at all. He decided that a walk might make him feel better 
, so off he went. Over the green grass, by the pond with all the little ducks on it 
. He sat down on a nearby bench, already feeling relaxed
. Bob noticed a cute girl walking by
. Attempting to start a conversation, he asked, "It's a lovely day, isn't it?"
1"No," she said, "it is not a lovely day."
2"Not a lovely day? How can you say that?"
3"My cat died
and I fell into a mud puddle."
4"Aww... I'm sorry. I was having a bad day until I came here."
5"What was wrong with you?"
6"My dog died,
it overdosed on meds."
7"How?"
8"He knocked over a bottle and ate them. All."
9"Wow...that's hard."
10"Yeah, and then my hair went crazy."
11"Really? Mine too!"
12"It doesn't look it! My name's Bob" he stuck out his hand.
13"Betty," as they shook hands.
14"Betty, would you like to go out for lunch?"
15"Sure, as long as you don't forget your wallet!"
16And they lived happily ever after
Honorable mention
Adding your comment:
Good use of the emoticons. I thought of entering that contest, but don't really have the time or inspiration to do that kind of thing 
