Gingerbread the Angry Bear

Prologue1

Gingerbread was angry. Some people think that Gingerbread is always angry. Well this is true. But there was a very good reason for it this time. You see...2

Gingerbread: I certainly hope doesn't get lost coming to my house this year!3

: Are you expecting anytime soon?4

Gingerbread: Yes, actually. That's why I'm doing my spring cleaning early. 5

: No, Gingerbread. It's June. You're doing your spring cleaning late, and doesn't come in the summer. He only comes at Christmas. 6

Gingerbread: 7

And so Gingerbread became angry becuase her neighbor had to rain on her parade. Which reminds me of another neighbor, and another parade...8

: Hello Gingerbread. Where are you off to?9

Gingerbread: I'm going , to the Fourth of July parade. Care to join me?10

: Ginger, it's October 23rd. There is no parade.11

Gingerbread: 12

You see, Gingerbread's neighbors were very unkind becuase of her lack of date perception. They were always bombarding her with "Ginger, it isn't Thanksgiving." "Gingerbread, you can't go swimming, it's January." She finally decided she had enough and bought a calendar. But even that didn't stop everything. 13

: Happy Valentine's Day, Gingerbread. 14

Gingerbread: Happy Valentine's Day, Pig. 15

: My name is Leonard. 16

Gingerbread: 17

: I got you a 18

Gingerbread: Really? Thank you so much!19

Leonard gave Gingerbread four pink 's, and she immediately started to eat them. 20

: Ginger, you don't eat roses. 21

Gingerbread: 22

But apparently, Leonard was right. Ginger got soon after eating his roses...and she went to see the wise old 23

Gingerbread: Hello Kitty. 24

: Hello, Gingerbread. 25

Gingerbread: I got sick. 26

: You can't get sick. You're a teddy bear. 27

Gingerbread: . . .

Author notes

This is a stab against bullying. Actually, it's not.

My name is Midnight-In-Prayer.

A contest entry

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Comments

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  • Schnitzel
    November 3

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    hehe, what a clueless little ginger bread girl, it was enjoyable and a good read, major violation of rule 2 though. (rule 2: no emoticons)

    Thank you and good luck, Schnitzel


  • Savage
    March 7

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    Lol!

    Ha this was so funny! I love the little emoticon stories that people make, it was random as well. You did a great and incredibly random job, you should be proud.

    P.S .... I forgot what I was going to say... .


  • bird-mad girl
    January 24

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    At first I thought all the little icon guys would really really annoy me and I would be angrier than Gingerbread but I think they fit into your piece flawlessly. This was highly entertaining. Usually it takes a lot for a humorous story to ACTUALLY make me laugh but the situations and little icons really helped to tickle my kidneys. I loved the ending. I don't say this often but this piece is EPIC.

    Thank you for entering.


  • Cheerful-Panda
    January 6

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    haha i've read this story quiet a few times actually and i never got around to commenting it so i am now! its so cute and i can't help but feel bad for poor gingerbread the teddy bear people always raining on his parade well its okay gingerbread can go swimming in january
    this piece is so cute and its defintely one of my favorites. its a fun read.

    Mira =)


  • Vampiric souls
    January 5

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    This is very interesting and is an awesomly cute piece......... Great job......... It was entertaining and different from usual great job for branching out.........
    tHANKS for entering


  • Rose Hathaway
    December 28, 2008

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    Thanks for entering my contest!

    This was very differen, I found it interesting and a little funny, thanks for entering my contest and good luck

    Mikaela


  • Le Selene Est Beau
    November 7, 2008
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    Lol I loved this!!!
    FINALIST BOOH-YAH!


  • Olinda
    November 4, 2008
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    this was very cute! good job with this


  • Cute-n-lovable-
    September 28, 2008
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    haaaaa this was funny and cute


  • happy go lucky13
    September 20, 2008
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    aww, cutee


  • tonialoise
    September 7, 2008

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    are quite tastey interesting use of emoticons you get a for effort there! cute little story, confusing, but cute


  • Kirin
    September 2, 2008
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    He he.. very hilarious.. Nice use of emoticons. All the best in the contest*thumbup


  • Hellcat Metal
    September 1, 2008

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    HAHA! That was great! Seriously, that was so unique, funny, and random. I loved it! You are a finalist.

    Thanks so much for doing this and entering it into the contest! I loved it!

  • Elphinstone
    August 25, 2008
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    te he he he

    that was very funny, especially with all the emoticans, and certainly very random. I like


  • Valkyrie silver member
    August 24, 2008

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    Hee hee, emoticon madness abounds! What a cool story, and very cute too. I have to say, !


  • Boondock Saint
    August 20, 2008

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    Wow that was hello random. lol. the last line was the funniest part from the whole thing. it was all pretty funny though. good job. thank you for entering.


  • StreetRider
    August 20, 2008

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    Lol! I love the ending, teddy bears dont get sick. Ha Ha that line just cant stop me from laughing! Any way good job! Please write more stuffs like this


  • Kagamine Rin
    August 18, 2008

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    Pure awesomeness!

    I love this story! Teddy bears! *hugs Teddy Bear* I love this story! It was very amusing, and somewhat funny.

    Good luck in my contest!

    *gasps* Gaara-kun had a teddy bear when he was little! w00t!


  • Sha Wujing
    August 7, 2008
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    That was weird...but I like the fact that in the end they mention that it's a teddy bear ^-^


  • Mistystar
    July 11, 2008
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    LOL

    Best Funny Story ever!!!


  • RoseInTheSnow
    July 8, 2008
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    LOL

    I loved it!



    -Lily-


  • RxxSpiritWolfxxJ
    July 6, 2008

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    *dies laughing*

    OMG - must be the best piece of humour I have read so far this morning! Very well done, mate, and great smiley usage!

    Good luck in my contest. D:

    RJ


  • moonwriter
    June 6, 2008

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    This was a little strange, but pretty cute. Before this, I don't think I'd ever read an emoticon play before. It's an interesting idea. Good job, though. It was cute. I like this little play. It's definitely happy.


  • Vanilla King
    June 2, 2008

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    Haha that was very funny and original! Poor gingerbread!
    Thank you for entering my contest, be sure to read all the rules though...


  • Lover of Stories
    May 30, 2008
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    Lol, that was funny! *wants to give Gingerbread a hug*


  • Reaver Greeters member
    May 30, 2008

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    Well done

    This was very entertaining~ I was happy to read it...creative... thanks for entering! Loved it~ Durian


  • Vampiric souls
    May 7, 2008
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    This is a very cute piece!


  • theDARK1
    February 10, 2008

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    this was a cute little play about some very not so nice characters to that teddy bear! i bet if that teddy bear had a club, she (gingerbread) may have konked them over the head to make them nice again. good luck in the contest, DARK.


  • TheBlueRoad
    February 9, 2008

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    LOL, i am sure it was really fun for you! It would have been fun if i tried making that kind of a story. Must have been cool to experiment on it.


  • crosscountry07 gold member
    February 5, 2008

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    LOL! This is hillarious! I love the little emoticon play with it, and its well written! Poor Ginger! Lol I'm laughing pretty hard in case you couldn't tell. Eating roses! hahaha! -Liz


  • xeu4iax
    February 3, 2008
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    lmfao this was amazing! Poor teddy bear! She never got anything right T_T


  • StarIlluminated
    February 3, 2008

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    Oh my gosh, this was soo awesome! I love this story sooooooooooooo funny. I LOVED IT. I like how Gingerbread responded each time with the evil eye, haha. Then when he eats the roses. Ok I was laughing really hard. This was really really good. Great great job!
    Illuminated *KT*


  • Ted E Bare
    February 2, 2008

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    I guess Gingerbread never looked in the mirror! Maybe that's why the other two teased him as he didn't realize that he was a bear. They took a big chance I think. I'm surprised Gingerbread (the teddy bear) didn't clobber them(lol). I want to thank you for entering my "Must Like Teddy Bears, But..." contest.

    Ted E


    • Midnight-Engaged
      February 2, 2008
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      Oh, thank you. Gingerbread is a 'she', but this was a very fun story to write. No, she's just a doofus. I like writing about them. Glad you liked it!


  • Rose B Gray
    February 1, 2008

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    This was interesting...I'm still mulling over it. I know I liked it. I think the emotions threw me a little bit though. Either way I enjoyed it

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