Operation: Clean Sink

Armed with Mean Green Super Cleaner spray, a scrub-brush, and toothpicks, I entered the battle zone, code name Bathroom. I set my arsenal of cleaning supplies on the floor, and then snuck up to the sink, trying to keep my cover. I jumped out, “KAPOW!” and sprayed the filthy heathen-like sink, enjoying the little fizz of dirt being demolished. 1

Objective One… Spray the sink…Complete.2

I swooped down on the enemy, with my scrub-brush, and attacked with bloodthirsty hate. Swish, swish, swish, and the dirt is gone with a swift turn of the faucet. Good-bye dirt… or so I thought.3

Suddenly, the sink made a strange sound, and the water was caught in a clog of hair and soap. I was on my own. I thrust my hand into the dirty, grey water, cringing from its gritty texture. “Buck up! No queasiness now, maggot!” I could hear my drill sergeant screaming. So I plunged further into the liquid, and grasped the drain, lifting the plug enough to let the liquid mass float slowly down into the pipes. I ducked back to the floor, and grabbed the toothpicks. Setting them down beside me, I prepared for the delicate operation that lay ahead.4

Objective Two… Dissolve the dirt… Complete.5

This would be the most dangerous, and delicate thing I would ever do in my life. I looked at my set of tools, and picked two long and sharp toothpicks out of the bunch. I inserted the first one into the clog, biting back my fear, as well as the bile in my throat. The second one, and most important, was placed into the mass, meeting up with the first toothpick. A drop of sweat clung to my brow as I deftly pulled the mass towards me, and out of the drain. Sweet success! As I dropped the gooey substance of hair, mixed with used soap, into my hand, I raised it above my head as a trophy. 6

Objective Three… Remove the Clog… Complete.7

I had done it. I had completed operation Clean Sink without a single casualty, and would be welcomed home with honors. 8

Operation Clean Sink… Complete.9

But before I could return home, I would have to fight more dastardly enemies in battle zone code name Bathroom. 10

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Just a random funny little thing. yeah.

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  • Para Turkey gold member
    September 7
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    kool good luck


  • Violette silver member
    June 4

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    Lol that was most amusing. Made me giggle, round of applause. It was so random and bizarre, I've decided to shortlist it.


  • Cheerful-Panda
    March 16, 2008

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    GAH!
    hahaha this was hilarous!
    I always say and do stuff like this simliar to when I'm cleaning!

    Good job!
    Good Luck!
    -Miranda-


  • RegalTheft
    March 9, 2008

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    Genius, just genius. Short, weird and funny. Just how I like my stories. Grammar and spelling was perfect, I really like this. Gotta go, just had a sudden urge to join the army. Good luck!

    --RT (enlisting)


  • MoonRoseWolf gold member
    March 9, 2008

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    Ha HA! I loved this. Little random funny stories are the best!
    I think you have a good knack for writing humour, you should write more lol
    Well done!
    ~Miranda


  • elfflower1989
    January 23, 2008
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    Lol, that's a terrible code name XD

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