Teddy Bear Gods and Spiritual Constipation

Drains:1

Water symbolizes emotional stability. Dreaming of drains implies that your emotional life is going downhill, very fast. Do something about it! You need to be uplifted. Call a helicopter, or spend some time with a close friend, and talk about your problems. They might be able to help. After all, the worst thing they can do is point and laugh at you because you dream about drains.
If you dream about bathrooms; entering one, or leaving one, it means that you either need to go to the bathroom, or, in the latter case, you already have.
Drains blocked with hair or other clogging material indicate a pent up emotional rage. Call the plumber, and let it out.2

Legs:3

Dream legs symbolize many spiritual things.
Dreaming of toes may have to do with the popular song about ten little piggies. One goes to market, the other stays home, and so on.4

Hair:5

Hair is a spiritual protection against the cold indifference of the outside world. Many people grow their hair long because they are worried that people will turn them away. Their long hair comforts them, and warms their hearts.
If you dream about shaving your head, then you should definitely stock up on long johns for the winter. It will be colder then you think. 6

Prunes:7

As you likely know, prunes, or prune juice, help constipation. Dreaming about prunes indicates that you are free, or very close to being free, of any spiritual blockage that you may be experiencing. See Rhubarbs 8

Teddy Bears:9

The Teddy Bears gods are trying to contact you! And you obviously are not listening. I would suggest changing the errors of your ways before dire consequences follow! Beware, the Teddy Bear gods wreck vengeance swiftly and without warning.10

Flying:11

If you dream about flying, then you are soaring above the cares and worries of your everyday life. But be careful, don’t be like Icharus, and fly to close to the sun. The wax that holds your feathers together may melt, and you will fall a long, long, long way down. And you should probably invest in a heavy duty flashlight. You never know.12

Birthdays:13

Birthdays, either yours, or the birthdays of your friends and relatives, mean gift giving, and party etiquette. Read up on Miss Manners. Also, if you dream of the birthday of a famous person or celebrity, then you should tell your friends to read Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. They may be culturally deprived, and it is your duty to pull them from the deep and putrid pits of un-sophistication.14

Rhubarbs:15

Rhubarbs, and their red coloring, may mean that you have become spiritually constipated. This interferes with your inner communication with your vegetable soul, which should be remedied immediately. Your vegetable soul is very important, and needs to be cultivated, which can only be done by communicated properly with it. See Prunes16