Cliché Café’s Crème [Chapter Three]

"Move!" my sister yelled to me.
I did nothing.
"I said-"
"She's not going to move until the songs over." Mom told her. "And it's a 7 minute and 5 second song."
"Lords knows." She peered down at the screen. "Oh gosh, only at 2:36."1

Ellie cut her off at 6:19.
"What, going to talk to your boy Anti - Pop?" I asked. I was talking about The Pokecommunity. Ellie had two friends, Anti - Pop Culture Warrior 13 and dragonslayerboy. And she ALWAYS has to talk to Anti - Pop every day. So, I HAVE to make fun of her everyday also.
"Whatever, go listen to Superman or something. It talks about cocaine. Make your mind blow up." Ellie said, waving me away.
"Nah, I'll just go listen to FMLYHM." I told her.
This made Ellie jump from her seat. Ellie had to make sure I NEVER listened to that song until I was 13. It was the acronym for F*ck Me Like You Hate Me, so of course, not appropriate for an 11 year - old girl.
"Do not go listen to that. You KNOW you can't."
"Exactly, let me listen to the rest of No Jesus Christ then."
I know that Ellie knew what I was up to. Blackmail. Let me listen to the rest of the song, or get in trouble by letting me listen to that song.
"Fine."2

Taking her advice and listening to Superman, I had just gotten to the part going "Cocaine" when Mom came in.
"Miyuki, someone’s at the door for you."
"Who?"
"A boy name Cha-"
"-Se! No. Oh lord no no no."
"Eh?'
Getting out of my bed and grabbing X volume 1, I hurried out.3

Almost slamming the door, he was there. And I still hate the look on his face, whatever face he made.
"Yes what whatever I don't care get it over with." I said, my sentence a jumble of sentences strung together without pause.
"I-"
"Bye."
Turning away and reaching for the door, Chase hit my arm, stopping.
Automatically hitting him with book, (that's why I brought it) I asked, "What the HECK? Just say it."
"I-"
"Whatever."
This time not stopping to hit him I opened the door and went in.4

A second passed before I stuck my head out and he was still on the porch.
"Yeah, leave and never come back, noob."5

The next day was finally Friday. Stupid week is over.
Man, I hope Chase doesn't come back. That was creepy. Plus he made me restart Superman. He really is a noob.
"
I fell through the ice
She won't be coming back again
It never wins to lie
She said you'll never have no rights
I've took it farther on the outside
I've took it nearly to the brink
And if you've seen me on the outside
You would have barely seen me breathe"
Velvet Revolver - solve all your problems with lyrics.
"Hey-"
"Yizkes!" I almost yelled.
"How nice."
I looked back.
It was Chase.
A smile turned to frown.
"What is it?" I asked.
"I-"
"I'm tuning you out next time you start your sentence with 'I' again."
"Okay, I came to say..."
"Yes?"
"You're a total freak."
"Stupid noob."6

Okay, not all people are like Chase.
Okay, the majority are.
Humans are meant to think. Many of these guys don't. Then they're meant to thank and love before decaying and reincarnation. Be friends.
Some humans do not follow most patterns it seems.