Cliché Café’s Crème [Chapter One]

I find humans weird.1

Very, VERY weird.2

You shouldn't call someone a freak. Calling someone a freak is freaky. So, if you DO call someone a freak, you yourself are a freak.3

Yes. That is my philosophy.4

And I LOVE philosophy.5

Along with the words schizophrenia, tintinnabulation, vapid, ramification, and apathy.6

And Seether, and Puddle of Mudd, and Shinedown, and-7

"What the heck is that?"
I turned to see Chase. I HATE that dude. He calls me a freak every day. He makes sure he does it.
"Hey, what IS that?"
I looked down. I must've been zoning out, seeing as I wrote all the lyrics to "No Jesus Christ" by Seether on my paper around Kotori from X. Then the worst part.
He read it out loud.
"Before you hedge those bets you placed against me
Be renascent of fortunes they foretell
Your verbal defecation I can’t wash away despite myself, your vanity it seems has served you well8

You’re so quick to choose the path walked by the righteous
So you can go and nest among the weak
The innocent observers will refuse to find the lie within
Renew the disappointment of the meek9


You're No Jesus Christ10


You're No Jesus Christ11

Put the gun in my mouth and pull the trigger
I feel so alive, here
Put the gun in my mouth it taste so bitter
I feel so alive here12

You're No Jesus Christ13


You're No Jesus Christ14

You keep taking over, I keep rolling over
I can’t take it anymore
You keep takin over, I keep rollin over
I can’t take it anymore15

Before you hedge those bets you placed against me
Be renascent of fortunes they foretell
Your verbal defecation I can’t wash away despite myself, your vanity it seems has served you well16

You keep takin over, I keep rollin over
I can’t take it anymore
You keep takin over, I keep rollin over
I can’t take it anymore17

You keep takin over, I keep rollin over
I can’t take it anymore
You keep takin over, I keep rollin over
I can’t take it anymore"
He looked at me with a question mark on his face.
"WHAT the HECK was THAT?"
Annoyed by how stupidly dumb this pure human was, I replied, “‘No Jesus Christ' by Seether. Don't ask who that is, it's a rock band. I'm sure you don't know what renascent or defecation means, do you?"18

He didn't reply. He walked over to some other guy I don't know (and I probably don't want to know) and said, "Miyuki is such a total freak."19

Now, I defintely DO NOT like people like that. Going over to some other person like I don't hear them and calling me a freak. I grabbed my book and smacked him upside the head, repeating my favorite quote:
"If you call someone else a freak, you are a freak. Only freaks may call other people freaks. This is why I have permission to call YOU a freak."20

Now, minutes are a great and wonderful thing. (Along side philosophy)They go by fast and slow. For me, hours are long and seconds are short. Always. Those never change.
(Oceanlessmanokosu moment)21

So, reading my book, Ms. Kimberly asked me, "Miyuki, could you please put your book down and work on your work?"
"Yes, but I've finished my work."
"Oh well, then I have this Math worksheet you can work on."
This was when the stupid thing happened.22

I said,
"But Ms. Kimberly, reading is what makes the world spin. When everyone stops reading, the world stops. And we would be on the night side. Which would mean the flowers and plants would die because they would have no sunlight. Then animals would die. Then we would die."
I paused for a second. Ms. Kimberly was going to say something, but I instead said,
"It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin."23

I scampered from the room and went over to my locker, opening it quick I then got in, smashing my backpack to the back and closing the door, locking myself in.