Crooked Haircut

Is my haircut crooked? My haircut must be crooked. Otherwise, why would I feel like my consciousness is tilting, tilting slightly to the left but sometimes to the right, skewing everything and especially everyone and leaving me with just the rambling thoughts of a rambling mind (one who has an aversion to or an obsession with commas)? I think my haircut is crooked and all the extra hair on the one side is pulling me face down into the pavement. Or maybe not.

Author notes

I'm not sure what this is. You know how sometimes you're in the shower or reading a book or driving home from work or at that perfect time right before a blessed sleep and suddenly something pops into your head that MUST be written? This piece is that phenomenon. Or, one of many, at least.

A contest entry

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