Wuv Stowy

One day I went to Camelot. Wow! Jeeperz! Camelot was so cool!1

Anyway, while I was in Camelot I went to the movies everyday to wake up. Yessiree! I ate popcorn and twizlers for breakfast. One day while I was in Camelot, in the movies and having breakfast, I met a guy. Yessiree! The movie theaters in Camelot don't go dark. Well anyway, he wanted popcorn, so I shared my popcorn with him. Then we fell in love. Then he kissed me. Jeeperz! It was a nice kiss...to me anyway. But he said my mouth tasted like a mixture of butter (from popcorn), strawberry (from twizlers), and morning breath (duh, I just woke up). So then he fell out of love with me. Darn it.2

But that's ok, I live in Nonalot now. Here, such problems don't exist since it is always dark in the movies.3

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  • bluchick01
    May 28, 2003
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    LOL. I luved it. Not wat i expected but all the more better. I liked the length of it. LOL. write some more.

  • Randomguy
    May 21, 2003
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    Fun

    Silly poems are the best. I like it, especially all the Jeeperz. You make me smile.

  • brokencrayon
    May 19, 2003
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    This is so refreshing! i ADORE it. Brilliantly banal and mischeviously magical.