The Many Adventures of Geisha and Panda![part one]

Morning Star and Miranda were sitting on the couch, debating what to do for the night. It had been a rather boring night so far and they needed something to bring a little action to the mix.1

They sat in silence, while watching Mission Impossible, when Morning Star got a brilliant idea!2

"Miranda, I just had brilliant idea! What if we had our own impossible mission!" Morning Star shouted excitedly, obviously wound up by the unimaginable amount of sugar she had flooding her system.3

Miranda, so shocked by the brillance of her best friend Morning Star agreed to Morning Star's attepmt to create the night into something more exciting.4

"You're absoulety right! We need to do something so absoulety ridiculous and outrageous that no one will ever forget our names!" Miranda exclamied standing on the couch.5

All the sugar plusating through their bodies had triggered the thoughts of the dangerous minds of Morning Star and Miranda as they plotted the most extreme ideas for the Impossible Mission into the night time enviornment.6

"Hmm, what to do, what to do!" Morning Star smiled evilly.7

She placed her hand on her chin and went into thought. Random plots flooded her tiny brain, but none of particular interest. This angered her and she threw a fist down on the table in front of the couch, rattling the wooden piece of furniture slightly.8

"Damn I have nothing!" She shouted angrily.9

Just then her dog, Summer, whined slightly, causing the angry girl to look down. The brown eyed dog looked at her and suddenly she had it! The perfect idea...10

"Miranda...how do you feel about kidnapping the neighbor's dog and holding it for ransom?" Morning Star voiced her plan at last.11

Miranda stared in astionshment at the insanity spilling out of Morning Star's mouth,also not to mention that she had almost broken her own coffee table. Miranda was speechless. That's when the words she was searching for her head finally danced in.12

"That...is...BRILLIANT!"13

Morning Star was grinning ear to ear after hearing Miranda's acceptance to her brilliant plan of her impossible mission.In exictment Miranda stumbles over coffee table almost breaking a lamp standing in the corner of the room as she ran to Morning Star's room to find the perefect ensemble for the little crime they were about to commit.14

Morning Star stood in the living room as she heard Miranda rummaging through her things an evil little grin appears upon the face of Morning Star, little does Miranda know that Morning Star had her own private vendetta against the neighbor.15

"At last Jaime will pay for the years of torment his mangy mongrel, Oreo, has caused me with his incessant barking and yelping at the noon whistle!" Morning Star paced the room, laughing maniacally the whole time.16

Suddenly she heard a crash coming from her room and she rushed down the hall to investigate. She swung open the door and found Miranda wrestling on a pair of black jeans.17

"What in the world are you wearing?" Morning Star questioned, her face pulled together in confusion as she eyed the rest of Miranda's outfit.18

"It's the latest outfit from Stealth Magazine." Miranda said as she finally got herself into pants. She spun around once to show off her outfit. "You like?"19

"Yeah, but wait until you see my outfit." Morning Star said as she leapt into her closet. The white door slammed shut and a dramatic drum roll came out of nowhere as well as an announcer.20

"Introducing! The super stealthy girl you all know and love...MORNING STAR!" The announcer shouted. 21

The drum roll stopped and the closet door opened, a swirling vortex of flower petals spewing from the darkness.22

Morning Star stood in the closet wearing what looked like a geisha outfit, complete with the white face paint and the rouge for her lips. 23

"How you like me now?" She smirked.24

Miranda stared skepitcally at the outfit that Morning Star had appeared at from the vortex Morning Star had called her closet.Miranda is also sill baffled by the fact of where the booming voice of the announcer came from the home of Morning Star's.25

Nothing screamed 'arrest me' more than a girl in an outfit that looked like she had knocked off a 7/11 with her best friend Memoirs of A Geisha.26

Miranda shook her head as Morning Star lowered her arms out of her geisha pose, "What?"27

"Are you crazy?!" Morning Star blinked several times and Miranda shook her head, "Never mind, Star what makes you think we won't get caught with you looking like that?!"28

Morning Star looked down at her feet, all of sudden the lights went off in Morning Star's room and a spotlight hit her making her the center of the stage. Miranda raises an eyebrow, apparently she had missed all these new additions to her friends house.29

"Miranda, all these years Jamie and Oreo, have made my life miserable. I haven't gotten a decent night's sleep since the two obnoxious beings moved in next door." Morning Star placed her hand on Miranda's shoulder and looked into her eyes with a look of determination.30

"Listen Miranda,you have to be on my side for this one, we have to reclaim the glory of my beauty sleep or I will never be able to claim my sanity in this mad mad world! So Miranda I have this to say to you." 31

The relam of Morning Star's room fell silent as Morning Star made her way across her room and stared out into the star lit sky, "Are you in or are you out?"32

Miranda looked at her friend and then her eyes shifted down to her feet. She started to debate whether or not this was a good idea, but then she realized it was for Morning Star. She looked back up at Morning Star with eyes burning with determination.33

"Of course I'm in!" She followed after Morning Star.34

"Good, now let us begin...OPERATION DOG-NAP!"35

3...2...1...GO!36

And just like that the operation had begun.37

The both of them snuck past the lump that Morning Star called her cousin and creaked open the front door causing him to stir. Miranda and Morning Star became stiff as boards when they heard him fall back into slumber as they snuck out into the chill night.38

As they sat on the front lawn Morning Star pulled out blueprints of Jamie's home and began to talk strategy.39

"Okay now Jamie let's out Oreo every night at 11:33 p.m. through the back door. Its 11:34 p.m. so were ahead of scheduel. So this is what were going to do.I will take the back half of the house while you Miranda take the front." Morning Star said.40

"Okay."41

"Now remember we have to be sneaky, stealthy, discret, nonchalant. AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL!" Morning Star shouted at the top of her lungs.42

Miranda shushed her and Morning Star whispered, "We have to be quiet people are sleeping." Miranda rolled her eyes at Morning Star as they both parted to the opposite ends of her fence.Morning Star gave the signal and they both hopped the fence simntaneously hopped the fence. 43

Morning Star landed swiftly on her feet as Miranda fell into the bird bath.Morning Star stifled her laughter as she set her eyes on the target, the beast of a dog Oreo.44

The beastly dog laid on the lawn, drool pooling around his paws and a hunk of bone resting nearby. Morning Star's eyes widened, as did Miranda's. The two girls tried to hold in their screams.45

"Miranda...I think he got one of the other neighbors..." Morning Star whispered, looking at her friend with a frightened look upon her face.46

Miranda gasped, reaching up with her hand to cover her mouth.47

"Which one?" She asked in a whisper.48

"I think it may have been...Holden." Morning Star averted her eyes from the bone, a single tear running down her cheek.49

Just then someone grabbed Morning Star's kimono sleeve, causing her to scream aloud and making Miranda yelp as well. They both turned around and saw a figure hiding in the nearby bushes. The figure arose and it appeared to be Morning Star's neighbor, Holden.50

"I just wanted you to know I'm alive." He smiled and then leapt into the air, turning into a mist.51

"Wow...he is good." Miranda observed.52

"Yeah that's why Holden has taught me everything there is to need to know about being sneaky." Morning Star added.53

Miranda nodded,"Yeah that's great but how do we plan to get King Kong from the backyard to your basement?"54

"Hmmmmm..."Morning Star thought. It is true the impossible squad seemed to run into quiet a pickle unsure of how to capture the beast dog and transport him more plans began to form in the already evil masterminds of Miranda and Morning Star.55

Miranda suggested taking a skateboard and sliding it under the Sasquatch and rolling him out of the yard. Morning Star liked the idea and found Jamie's skateboard and slid it under the dog's torso.56

When both tried to push the obese dog out of the yard all attempts failed when the tires gave out on the skateboard and the dog's but fell on Miranda's leg leaving her motionless in the backyard as The Lawn Beast crushed her leg.57

"Oh no." Morning Star said,"We need another plan." 58

"Well can we hurry it up Donkey Kong here is cutting of circulation to my knees!" Miranda whispered.59

Morning Star began to plot again when another evil smirk appeared on her face as she looked towards the clothes line and had formed and idea of great proportions and flight.60

"Miranda, just hold on for one second." Morning Star pat her friend on the back and rushed over to the clothes line.61

She ripped the line out of place and gathered the stretchy rope. She carried it over between two trees where she tied one end of each rope to a tree, thus forming a sling shot.62

"What the heck is that?" Miranda asked, slightly wincing in pain from the dog smashing her leg.63

"A sling-shot, duh!" Morning Star pulled the rope back and eased it behind the Lawn Monster and Miranda. "Guard Speed." 64

And with that Morning Star released the rope, sending her associate and the massive beast over the fence and into Morning Star's yard.65

Suddenly a light came on within Jaime's house.66

"Crap!" Morning Star whispered.67

"Who's there?" She heard Jaime's voice ask.68

"Uh-ohs..." Morning Star whispered. She sat on the rope and sent herself flying back into her own yard. She would have landed flat on her face, but luckily she landed on Miranda and Oreo. "Oh, hey Miranda!"69

Miranda stared at Morning Star and mocked her, "Oh hey, Miranda!" Morning Star blinked at Miranda and asked,"What?"70

"Do you even know what you just did right now?!" Miranda practically yelled.71

"Shh Miranda! Calm down geez you act like some big animal is crushing you." Morning Star said.72

Miranda stared with wide eyes at Morning Star's comments and presented Oreo in a showing the prizes at a game show way, "Um hello! Twenty million poound beast crushing every fiber in my leg!"73

"Oh that's right! I forgot he was there he blended in with your skin so nicely." Morning Star complimented. As they both worked to remove the beast of Miranda's leg they both heard Jamie scream obscenities on the other side of the fence.74

They both gasped. "Quick hurry up!" Miranda whispered quickly.75

"Okay hold on!" Morning Star said as they both attempted to remove the dead weight of the dog on Miranda's leg.76

As their attempts failed to remove the dog they heard the apporaching steps of Jamie approach near Morning Star's home.They both grew worried when finally the dog came off Miranda's leg.77

Miranda sighed as she massaged her leg and Morning Star said,"Wow i think I lost weight." She said after having removed the dog.78

Miranda rolled her eyes as she felt the feeling in her leg she said, "Come on Star, we have to get this thing out of her before Jamie comes and--"79

"HEY YOU!"80

They both gasped.81

Suddenly, as if Jaime's voice had triggered it, Oreo's bloodshot eyes shot open and he jumped up. He looked at his surrounding before looking at the two girls behind him. He bared his fangs at them.82

"Oh no...what have we done?" Miranda scoot back over to Morning Star, who was cowering behind her geisha's fan.83

"I don't know!" She panicked.84

Just then the fence planks split and in the yard came an angry man...Jaime.85

"Hey you two!" He shouted, forcing his way through the rest of the fence.86

Both Jaime and Oreo lunged at Miranda and Morning Star, both girls closing their eyes in hopes that the plan would work. The sound of the clothes line stretching and then the howls of both man and dog forced Morning Star and Miranda to open their eyes.87

Much to their surprise both the neighbor and the beast-dog were flying through the air, over the broken planks where a fence once stood.88

"Woooooah..." Morning Star said in awe.89

"Damn straight 'Woooooah'." Miranda smiled.90

Both Morning Star and Miranda ran to the debris that was once the barrier between Morning Star's home and Jamie.91

They looked in awe as they saw the fallen beast and his owner sprawled across the front lawn of his home with the dog barking freciously at the two who had caused their amazing flight into the fence. 92

While Jamie laid unconscious, Morning Star and Miranda quickly grabbed the clothes line that they had used to set up the trap and tied the dog as if it was cattle, and scuttled off to Morning Star's home.93

The dog yelped and barked as both Miranda and Morning Star struggled to bring the dog into the house. Morning Star's cousin still asleep on the arm chair unaware of all of this happening.94

Before going any further both Morning Star and Miranda raised an eyebrow.95

"Are you kidding me? Miranda said looking baffled at Morning Star.96

Morning Star laughed, "Yeah your telling me a bomb could go off and good old cousin Sam here would still be sleeping." 97

They both laughed and Morning Star said, "Come on help me get the beast into the basement before Jumbo Jamie comes buldozing my front door." 98

Miranda nodded as her and Morning Star, took the dog into the dark relams of her basement. 99

The two girls took the dog into the basement, where he was to be held captive, but not without a fight. The monster-dog dragged Miranda and Morning Star around the room before they both had a chance to escape. 100

As soon as they were free they ran up the stairs and slammed the door shut behind them, their chests heaving from all of the running.101

"This...was...not...how...it...was...supposed to...happen..." Morning Star gasped.102

"I'm never listening to one of your plans again!" Miranda declared.103

"Oh, but you will eventually, but for now..." Morning Star stood up, pulled out her fan, and tapped on the door leading down into the basement. "We have our prize."104

Miranda smiled widely and stood up, adjusting her Panda Beanie.105

"Well shall we go give Jaime a call then?" She asked, offering her arm to the geisha girl.106

"We shall!" Morning Star agreed as she slid her arm into Miranda's.107