sleep walking pt2

Back at home maybe i can figure out what to do about this damn farmer.What to do what to do , maybe i can crush his head with a rock ,or maybe use a nail-gun on his feet what to do what to do? Well i sat down to eat my supper but it was cold and i had no wheat to make bread with . So i prepared to reheat my food as i looked for my pipe . As the heat from the fire heated my food the heat warmed up my small dwelling . Its jumping flames lit my hovel up with dancing shadows upon the walls . settling down into my chair i filled the bowl on my pipe and took an hot coal from the fire and used it to light my pipe . As i watch the flames i ponder what bizarre way would i avenge and retrieve my tail . I thought about using a shovel or a pick but decided to use something slow on him .1

The rest of the night i worked on ideas for my plot to get back what was mine . One of the last things that came to mind  was to start with his dreams and work my way up to his life . So the next night i got the dog out of the house so that i could move around inside with ease . I placed a bit of a dream powder in his drink as he went into the kitchen . While i was inside the house i took a close look around . Taking in every little detail of his life trying to find my first target . Well after about ten minutes I have found the first target of my rage and oh boy was this creature worth the time.2

Making my way even further into his house I find myself in the kitchen once again so i take the time to find some food since this idot screwed up my meal last night. Pokeing my head into the frig i notice a box with bright red and white writting on it. I pull the box out to check its contence and realize the there are bottles with something drinkable in them, Being the smart little creature i am i decided to drink me a few. Well upon the first taste i sprayed that horse piss tasting liqiud all over the contents of the frig which screwed my idea of eating the leftover burgers. Well my plan of raiding their frig shot i tossed the bottle and made my way back outside and into my dark hovel. 3

Upon reaching the safety of my home I retreved my tome on dream magick and spells so that I could decide what to use on that damn human. Thumbing through the acient arcine book i find a spell which appears to be the best one for the job. The spell calls forth a creature of dreams whom will bring a person's worst fears true well aleast in their dreams. The bringing it to life is my job and oh boy am i going to enjoy this. Well with my stomach growling i begin the ritual for summoning this creature up for help. With a bright flash and rumble of thunderish nosie  Korimai  appeared and almost took my head off  with his damn tail talon. Well after finding out that he didnt eat i fix a meal for myself and began to fill him in on my plan .4